.o7 / ...underwater conspiracy theories?

[quite_excitable]

A whale...

adfdxfsdfasd ITS A WHALE.

Surely this is a sign that we will soon be underwater and Daddy cant hold his breath for that long though surely I'd make a wonderful merman - Kyouya, note that down for the host club later use! - but really now while it wouldn't damage my beauty I'm just sure the salt wouldn't be good for the pores of the

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[queenofservbots]

I... don't think that's how it works. Maidens?

[quite_excitable]

But of course thats how it works! Salt water stays on the skin for too long and you just simply need a moisturizer.

[queenofservbots]

No, no, no... I mean the whale to underwater--nevermind.

Why are you so worried about finding a moisturizer for yourself, anyway? It's not like a little dry skin ever killed anyone or anything.

[quite_excitable]

It's not for me! It's for the ladies. Worrying about her skin shouldn't have to be on a lady's mind, so a moisturizer would do just the trick.

[queenofservbots]

Well, yeah, I guess. But it's still only a little dry skin.

[quite_excitable]

Only a little turns into only a lot if you don't fix the problem!

[queenofservbots]

Uh... You're missing the point here.

[quite_excitable]

You're right! The point is that I haven't a clue where to find enough fish bowls for everyone.

[queenofservbots]

There is no way he's... Then again, this place does have all types. Um... right.

[quite_excitable]

And not to mention where to find the fabric that would suit every kind of person... Ah, so much work to be done.

[queenofservbots]

Fabric? Do I really wanna know?

[quite_excitable]

For the suits!

[queenofservbots]

The suits.

[quite_excitable]

For when we have to swim.