Stolen from Ashree

Jul 27, 2003 16:17

Viruses you suffer from:

Pokemon
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!

Junkfood
Eat some real food. Something which you can identify the source of every ingredient, not the point of manufacture.

Brand Names
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.

Viruses you might suffer from:

Religion (70%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the Dilbert guy)

Japan (90%) This is true
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not make a good last line of defence for Earth.

Computer Games (60%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air. You should see a doctor about the RSI in your thumbs.

Environmentalism (73%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff than to recycle.

Macintosh (80%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
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