such a bad girl i am...
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Saturday I helped tessabella hide a body (-173 points). Last week beligirl and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In June I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, antiqow (-5000 points). Last month I didn't flush (-1 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5169 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
quisirisa