Fandom: Doctor Who (season 5)
Title: Expert
Author: Paynesgrey
Rated: PG
Characters/Pairings: Amy Pond/Eleven
Word Count: 300
Spoilers: Season 5, "Eleventh Hour"
Notes: Never dabbled in this fandom before; might as well try it out. Done for the "yielding" theme at
fanfic_bakeoff.
Warnings: none.
Summary: He had the most amazing mouth she'd ever seen.
The Doctor had the most amazing mouth Amy had ever seen. She considered herself somewhat of an expert on mouths, considering she was a kissogram. She had kissed many mouths, and they ranged from awful to surprisingly pleasant. Though, she suspected the Doctor's mouth (the way it sometimes defied the muscles in his face) was beyond classification. His mouth was so delightfully surreal that it yielded her a new hobby, and when he rambled off his stories, Amy examined his fascinating mouth, even at the potential of embarrassing herself.
She didn't care. A thousand meteors could shower past the open door of the TARDIS and Amy wouldn't notice, and she would watch him, her brow wrinkling as his mouth took in another whole fish stick drenched in custard, or how his lips would do this delightful pinching kiss as he sucked on some unworldly pistachio she'd never seen before.
"So," he smacked his lips loudly. His body swayed playfully as he approached her, and with his chin resting on his palm, he smiled devilishly and said, "How does someone become a kissogram?" Amy had to pull her gaze away from his lips to meet his eyes, which were rarely anything but bright.
"Oh, anyone can become a kissogram really," she said, throwing him a saucy look. She moved her lips and eyes in an exaggerated way, yet knowing full well she could never out-strange the Doctor. "You...could even be a kissogram."
"Is that so?" He raised an eyebrow, visibly amused. "I wonder if I do need of a career change." Well, now, he was just being cheeky.
Amy met his humor with a smile. "You'd be brilliant, Doctor, maybe overqualified." Her eyes fell to his delightful mouth again, and her tone softened. "You definitely have all the proper tools."