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We bequeath crackfic to you, as a random thing that occurred during a chat session: Living!Regulus getting ahold of still-living!Sirius's communication mirror, dun dun DUN!
[20:23] Quirkie: he will torment sirius with it when he's trying to talk to harry or something XD
[20:24] Laurel: Probably. :)
[20:24] Laurel: Were there 2 mirrors, or 3...?
[20:24] Quirkie: I don't care.
[20:24] Laurel: fair enough
[20:24] Laurel: "In THIS universe..."
[20:24] Quirkie: harry doesn't need a mirror that much
[20:24] Laurel: Fuck Harry
[20:25] Quirkie: or not
[20:24] Laurel: Not in a sexy way
[20:25] Quirkie: no, harry is too emo to get any in our world, except for maybe a bit of voyeurism later, if we're feeling generous
[20:26] Laurel: Dammit--I was just like, "Barty crouched... wait... *headdesk*
[20:27] Laurel: I'm not sure if him meeting Reg would be make of win or utter crack
[20:27] Quirkie: probably crack
[20:27] Quirkie: I would be too tempted
[20:27] Quirkie: and we've talked about the crack aspect too much for it not to be
[20:28] Laurel: What if he "meets" him through the mirror?
[20:29] Quirkie: Reg would be like, 'wtf! potter! you're already dead!'
[20:29] Laurel: And Harry would be all, "OMGZ R U from teh futurz?"
[20:30] Quirkie: um, what? hey, sirius, wtf is potter doing in your mirror?
[20:31] Laurel: And Harry would be all, "You have the most BEAUTIFUL EYES, Man-From-the-Future!"
[20:31] Quirkie: yes!
[20:32] Quirkie: Reg: ... Why, thank you. But I still hate your face. Go die please.
[20:32] Quirkie: pwn'd!
[20:33] Laurel: Harry: *Emo tear* "Barty tried to kill me!"
[20:33] Laurel: Reg: "Well I wish he had!"
[20:33] Quirkie: Harry: Why must you hurt me so, you lovely cruel thing!
[20:35] Laurel: Harry: *starts keeping a diary for all his VERY COMPLICATED feelings about Reg*
[20:36] Quirkie: Very Complicated Feelings: Why don't you understand meeeeeee? I looooovvveee yoooooouuuu!
[20:37] Laurel: Harry: "Stick the mirror in your pants for me, please, Mystery Future Man?"
[20:37] Laurel: Reg: "NO."
[20:37] Laurel: Harry: "Please? Just once?"
[20:38] Quirkie: Reg: No. No, don't do that, you horrible child--
[20:38] Quirkie: Barty's Soul, Wherever it May Be: HE SAID NO, BETCH!
[20:38] Laurel: P.S. LUPIN GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY MAN!
[20:39] Quirkie: PS Reg, OMG I MISS YOU!!!! WHY DID YOU NEVER LOVE ME??? I WOULD HAVE BEEN GAY FOR YOU!!!!
[20:39] Quirkie: Barty = capslock of doom, apparently
[20:41] Laurel: Mr. Moony would like to register his smug triumph and keeping Mr. Black's heart all these years, and add the following to Mr. Crouch: PWNED, BETCH!!!
[20:41] Quirkie: Barty: FUCK YOU!
[20:42] Quirkie: Mr. Padfoot would like to agree with Mr. Moony, and to also note that Mr. Crouch's father was far bitchier, and that Mr. Crouch needs to work on his technique, because that emo!shouting will get him nowhere with Mr. Black.
In the word's of Laurel's husband, "This is why the Internet was invented."
[20:23] Quirkie: he will torment sirius with it when he's trying to talk to harry or something XD
[20:24] Laurel: Probably. :)
[20:24] Laurel: Were there 2 mirrors, or 3...?
[20:24] Quirkie: I don't care.
[20:24] Laurel: fair enough
[20:24] Laurel: "In THIS universe..."
[20:24] Quirkie: harry doesn't need a mirror that much
[20:24] Laurel: Fuck Harry
[20:25] Quirkie: or not
[20:24] Laurel: Not in a sexy way
[20:25] Quirkie: no, harry is too emo to get any in our world, except for maybe a bit of voyeurism later, if we're feeling generous
[20:26] Laurel: Dammit--I was just like, "Barty crouched... wait... *headdesk*
[20:27] Laurel: I'm not sure if him meeting Reg would be make of win or utter crack
[20:27] Quirkie: probably crack
[20:27] Quirkie: I would be too tempted
[20:27] Quirkie: and we've talked about the crack aspect too much for it not to be
[20:28] Laurel: What if he "meets" him through the mirror?
[20:29] Quirkie: Reg would be like, 'wtf! potter! you're already dead!'
[20:29] Laurel: And Harry would be all, "OMGZ R U from teh futurz?"
[20:30] Quirkie: um, what? hey, sirius, wtf is potter doing in your mirror?
[20:31] Laurel: And Harry would be all, "You have the most BEAUTIFUL EYES, Man-From-the-Future!"
[20:31] Quirkie: yes!
[20:32] Quirkie: Reg: ... Why, thank you. But I still hate your face. Go die please.
[20:32] Quirkie: pwn'd!
[20:33] Laurel: Harry: *Emo tear* "Barty tried to kill me!"
[20:33] Laurel: Reg: "Well I wish he had!"
[20:33] Quirkie: Harry: Why must you hurt me so, you lovely cruel thing!
[20:35] Laurel: Harry: *starts keeping a diary for all his VERY COMPLICATED feelings about Reg*
[20:36] Quirkie: Very Complicated Feelings: Why don't you understand meeeeeee? I looooovvveee yoooooouuuu!
[20:37] Laurel: Harry: "Stick the mirror in your pants for me, please, Mystery Future Man?"
[20:37] Laurel: Reg: "NO."
[20:37] Laurel: Harry: "Please? Just once?"
[20:38] Quirkie: Reg: No. No, don't do that, you horrible child--
[20:38] Quirkie: Barty's Soul, Wherever it May Be: HE SAID NO, BETCH!
[20:38] Laurel: P.S. LUPIN GET YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF MY MAN!
[20:39] Quirkie: PS Reg, OMG I MISS YOU!!!! WHY DID YOU NEVER LOVE ME??? I WOULD HAVE BEEN GAY FOR YOU!!!!
[20:39] Quirkie: Barty = capslock of doom, apparently
[20:41] Laurel: Mr. Moony would like to register his smug triumph and keeping Mr. Black's heart all these years, and add the following to Mr. Crouch: PWNED, BETCH!!!
[20:41] Quirkie: Barty: FUCK YOU!
[20:42] Quirkie: Mr. Padfoot would like to agree with Mr. Moony, and to also note that Mr. Crouch's father was far bitchier, and that Mr. Crouch needs to work on his technique, because that emo!shouting will get him nowhere with Mr. Black.
In the word's of Laurel's husband, "This is why the Internet was invented."