Kiwi, Breakfast of Death Eaters
FIC! (ish.) And it's Kelly's fault!
Title: Kiwi, Breakfast of Death Eaters
Characters: Lucius, Elf
Rating: G
It was a coy fruit. A sneaky fruit. Who would expect that brown, hairy, unassuming kiwifruit would be so delicious? And GREEN.
Lucius snapped his fingers and a house elf appeared. "Yes, sir?"
"I require more kiwifruit. And shape them like skulls."
The elf bowed out, and Lucius began to debate how best to present this wonderful discovery to the Dark Lord.
Title: Kiwi, Breakfast of Death Eaters
Characters: Lucius, Elf
Rating: G
It was a coy fruit. A sneaky fruit. Who would expect that brown, hairy, unassuming kiwifruit would be so delicious? And GREEN.
Lucius snapped his fingers and a house elf appeared. "Yes, sir?"
"I require more kiwifruit. And shape them like skulls."
The elf bowed out, and Lucius began to debate how best to present this wonderful discovery to the Dark Lord.