The KKK
KooL Kids Klub Stats
Formed:
28th June 2005
Split:
11th October 2011
Best Album:
'Groats Yager Unlit' 8/10 in the NME
Best Single:
'Aiming Cestoi' 10/10 in the NME (Single of the Week 8th January 2006.)
Records Sold:
2,154,346 in total (980,010 albums, 1,174,336 singles).
Reputation:
Indie
Groupies:
According to this weeks NME yee_haw is set to release a solo album later in this year entitled "I'll Sit On Anything".
OtherIn an interview with the Sun in 2010, quir revealed that KooL Kids Klub composed 'Ridgils Romaine Rouches Bundling' on a lethal cocktail of prozac, LSD and dog food. It certainly explains a lot.
KooL Kids Klub Member Profiles
necrophere
necrophere believes that their voice contributes to the band's statement. And it does. That statement being SHITE.
messiah2nd
Absolutely fucking absymal. Ball-rippingly terrible. Shit smearingly......shite. messiah2nd is all of these and more.
prettygarden
In a recent survey prettygarden was voted the 'Worst Bassist to Grace The Fucking Earth' in the 'Fucking 'innit awards'
___allister
___allister's beats are as regular as a teenage girl with a limescale coated washing machine drum for a womb.
xspazx11x
xspazx11x posesses the unique ability to detune pianos by simply looking at them.
Single Releases
#
Title
Date
18
Already Burn Slumlord
Aug 2005
12
Queue Viatica Woolskin
Oct 2005
2
Aiming Cestoi
Jan 2006
1
Mails Lathiest Hissy
Jul 2007
1
Pivotman Fringes Cattalo Cantdogs
Sep 2007
2
Emceed Caulis Reactive Anuses Muds Hoards
Nov 2007
2
Signals Joule Idolise Manlily Lynxes Pitapat
Dec 2007
24
Blush Fatness Musses Calamars
Nov 2008
26
Slewing
Jan 2009
74
Ridgils Romaine Rouches Bundling
Mar 2009
N/A
Coopery Vaunting Crazes
Apr 2010
N/A
Brownies Sark Styluses
May 2010
72
Unfaith Jole Confuses
Jul 2010
Album Releases
#
Title
Date
25
Groats Yager Unlit
Jun 2005
1
Precavae Mackerel
May 2007
N/A
Exsect
Oct 2008
N/A
Woolen Coassist Orcinol Simular
Feb 2010
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