Blame Mary Jane!
Title: Blame Mary Jane!
Author: quietprofanity
Fandom: Spider-Man
Warnings: Bit of Bad Language
Disclaimer: Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Mary Jane Parker, May Parker I & II, the Goblins, the Symbiotes, etc. are all the property of Marvel Comics; original song by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman; and all are used without permission for non-profit purposes.
Acknowledgments: Thank you Mr. Sinister for convincing me to write this, and George Berryman for posting this song at the Hero Realm.
2010 Update: Removed a previous acknowledgment. Long story.
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"Blame Mary Jane!"
(With Apologies to Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman For Ripping Up Their Work!)
Times have changed, the books are getting bad,
We're not getting the readership which Spider-Man once had!
Should we blame the Green Goblin? Or the Losers society?
Or should we blame the Jackal and Ben Reilly?
No, Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
With her red hair and snake-green eyes,
Her sexy lips so full of lies,
Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
The readers matter naught, it's Mary Jane's fault!
Don't blame me, it's not my bad,
We know Pete's more relatable talking to May the hag!
And I know that the Spider-books will be better than all right,
If Spidey's shagging young sluts left and right!
So, blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
It seems the books have just been wrong,
Since Mary Jane came along!
Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
She was never good for Peter, anyway...
Spidey could have been a teenager forever, yes it's true,
Instead we got him married, and the sales went down the loo!
Should we blame the symbiotes? Should we blame Scriers?
Or the fact that all Pete's friends have now expired?
Heck, no! Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
With her whining and hullabaloo,
And that brat Baby May too!
Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
Fooooooor...
She's a slut we must cut, she's trash we must bash,
All DeMatteis worked on, must all be retconned!
We must blame her and cause a fuss, before somebody
thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!
Author: quietprofanity
Fandom: Spider-Man
Warnings: Bit of Bad Language
Disclaimer: Peter Parker/Spider-Man, Mary Jane Parker, May Parker I & II, the Goblins, the Symbiotes, etc. are all the property of Marvel Comics; original song by Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman; and all are used without permission for non-profit purposes.
Acknowledgments: Thank you Mr. Sinister for convincing me to write this, and George Berryman for posting this song at the Hero Realm.
2010 Update: Removed a previous acknowledgment. Long story.
~*~*~
"Blame Mary Jane!"
(With Apologies to Trey Parker and Marc Shaiman For Ripping Up Their Work!)
Times have changed, the books are getting bad,
We're not getting the readership which Spider-Man once had!
Should we blame the Green Goblin? Or the Losers society?
Or should we blame the Jackal and Ben Reilly?
No, Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
With her red hair and snake-green eyes,
Her sexy lips so full of lies,
Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
The readers matter naught, it's Mary Jane's fault!
Don't blame me, it's not my bad,
We know Pete's more relatable talking to May the hag!
And I know that the Spider-books will be better than all right,
If Spidey's shagging young sluts left and right!
So, blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
It seems the books have just been wrong,
Since Mary Jane came along!
Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
She was never good for Peter, anyway...
Spidey could have been a teenager forever, yes it's true,
Instead we got him married, and the sales went down the loo!
Should we blame the symbiotes? Should we blame Scriers?
Or the fact that all Pete's friends have now expired?
Heck, no! Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
With her whining and hullabaloo,
And that brat Baby May too!
Blame Mary Jane! Blame Mary Jane!
Fooooooor...
She's a slut we must cut, she's trash we must bash,
All DeMatteis worked on, must all be retconned!
We must blame her and cause a fuss, before somebody
thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!