ME3 word vomit about spoilers

Aug 14, 2011 22:50

I'll be so pissed if Bioware don't give us a mission to cure Thane's Kepral's Syndrome. 1) It'a horrible way to die, 2) a cure for Thane=a cure for all Drell and 3) come on, Thane's the ultimate badass assassin.

And if I had to choose between half my squad and Liara, I would pick Liara. Without a moment of hesitation. WE CAN ALSO GO TO THESSIA AKSJFHAKJSFAK ASARI EVERYWHERE IT'S GOING TO BE PARADISE.

LIARAAAAAAAAA <3 I NEVER CHEATED ON YOU BB.

Reaperised... Krogan and Asari?

How the fuck are we meant to defeat thousands of  Reapers if killing one took several hundred ships and several gigantic fucking dreadnoughts that still got destroyed?

GRENADESSSS

SENTINEL STILL HAS POWER ARMOUR. ASRDTFGHJ YESSSSSS GIVE ME THROW, WARP, POWER ARMOUR AND A SNIPER RIFLE AND I AM UNSTOPPABLE. But from past experiences, the sentinel can probably only have two weapon slots or something -_-

The Quarians are trying to retake their homeworld and the Geth may listen to you provided you made the right decision in Legion's loyalty mission. Hmmm...

So is Matriach Aethyta actually Liara's other parent? All the facts do fit quite well and the video from the LotSB just makes it that much more likely.

Kasumi would be an awesome friend to hang with.

Pre-service history will have...consequences? Shit. Guess Colonist and Sole Survivor wasn't the best choice eh?

"Won't end like a traditional war story." I'm getting nervous already.

Jack is going to be my BFF. HATERS TO THE LEFT.

I JUST HAVE A SOFT SPOT FOR JACK OK? *sobs*

Liara's my favourite though.

OH GOD NOT THE MAKO AGAIN.

I want Miranda, Jack, Thane and Legion as permanent squadmates, but I don't think that's likely.

THE RETURN OF GAY/BISEXUAL CHARACTERS AND THE INTRODUCTION OF FRIENDSHIPS. FUCK YES.

The heavy melee actually sounds pretty cool.

I am so happy Jack is coming back. I just wanted to hug her all throughout the game and I'm glad she's coming back "more mature". And I can't imagine her with hair.

WE CAN PUNCH THE REPORTER AGAIN. AHAHAHAHA OH MY GOD

"Several ways to retake Earth." This should be interesting...

The graphics look AMAZING.

Oh thank God, they took out fatigue.

"Biotics are more potent in combat." LOOOL FUCK YES BITCHES. PREPARE TO GET DECIMATED.

LEGIONNNNNN

GTFO Jacob.

The whole of Cerberus is indoctrinated and is trying to kill you. Fantastic.

I really hope the Salarians agree to cure the genophage.

Also, when I see the Turian Councillor in ME3,

WHO'S TELLING THE TRUTH NOW, HUH? NOW I HAVE TO SAVE YOUR SORRY ASSES BECAUSE NO, YOU WOULDN'T LISTEN TO ME.

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