You'd think I would have something insightful to say after my 8-9 month hiatus...
While I do, I feel this conversation too brilliant not to post.
McFilk: get this
McFilk: Guess who is suing who for 2.5 BILLION that's BILLION with a B
bsan34: only the biggest douchebag in the history of sports
bsan34: :-)
bsan34: haha
McFilk: I can't believe don king
McFilk: should be thrown out of court but can you imagine if he won
bsan34: u know, it actually doesn't surprise me haha
McFilk: 2.5 BILLION dollars doesn't surprise you
McFilk: I was sitting there
McFilk: on the couch
bsan34: if anyone were going to pull that
McFilk: watch sports center
bsan34: it would be someone as ridiculous as don king
McFilk: watching*
McFilk: and one report says don king has had enough blah blah blah lawsuit blah blah vs espn blah blah for 2.5 billion dollars
McFilk: and I took a double take
McFilk: I said out loud did she just say billion
McFilk: must be a slip has to be million
McFilk: googled it and YES it is 250 BILLION pennies
bsan34: if u were espn, and you lost, would u try to buy up 250 bill pennies just to pay him in that
McFilk: f*cking mothers agaist everything only sued the tobacco companies for a few hundred million becuase only their loved ones were "DYING"
bsan34: said mothers have a soul
McFilk: i wonder how much 250 billion pennies weigh
bsan34: don king does not
McFilk: points for bill
bsan34: just imagine the dump truck pulling up to his house
bsan34: w/ 250 billion pennies
McFilk: I think you would need like..... 100 trucks possibly more
McFilk: actually
McFilk: probably 1000
McFilk: assuming each truck can hold 250 million pennies
McFilk: even thats a stretch
McFilk: 2500 trucks
bsan34: im trying to find the volume of a dump truck on google
McFilk: haha the standard size
McFilk: Well lets think
McFilk: rationally how much does a roll of pennies weigh what slightly under a pound
McFilk: /g lets say 100 pennies for the sake of math = 1 lbs
bsan34: im thinking do it by size
McFilk: one truck can NOT carry 1 million lbs
bsan34: number of pennies --> volume of each penny --> volume of dump truck
McFilk: yes but lets think of the trucks carrying capacity
McFilk: 100 penies ( 2 rolls) = 1lbs
bsan34: found one
bsan34: dump truck capacity = 25 tons
bsan34: now lemme look up mass of a penny
McFilk: that is 1 million lbs per truck or
McFilk: 500 tons
bsan34: 2.5 grams or .0055 lbs is one penny
McFilk: seeing as possible the stand dump truck can hold maybe a 10th of that
McFilk: so 10 trucks for every million pennies
McFilk: 25,000 dump trucks
bsan34: 25 tons = 50000 lbs = 9.1 million pennies
McFilk: did I screw up on my math
bsan34: 27472 dump trucks
bsan34: u were shockingly close for estimating haha
McFilk: /bow
McFilk: gotta love me
bsan34: 27 and a half thousand dump trucks
bsan34: pulling up to don kings doorstep
McFilk: what would you do bill with 27.5 dump trucks full of copper
McFilk: i'd melt it down and pave the streets in copper
McFilk: and then erect ( no pun intended) a 100 foot copper dick
bsan34: can u imagine how awful driving on that would be in the rain
bsan34: hahaha
McFilk: cause you know you would have money .... i mean copper left over
bsan34: as a giant f*ck you to the bastards that paid you the 250 billion pennies
McFilk: whats my margin of error to my estimate
bsan34: u were like 10% off
bsan34: not bad for an estimate
bsan34: we are giant dorks
McFilk: yes we are
McFilk: and I love it
McFilk: I consider this a fine moment in our lives
McFilk: get this
McFilk: Guess who is suing who for 2.5 BILLION that's BILLION with a B
bsan34: only the biggest douchebag in the history of sports
bsan34: :-)
bsan34: haha
McFilk: I can't believe don king
McFilk: should be thrown out of court but can you imagine if he won
bsan34: u know, it actually doesn't surprise me haha
McFilk: 2.5 BILLION dollars doesn't surprise you
McFilk: I was sitting there
McFilk: on the couch
bsan34: if anyone were going to pull that
McFilk: watch sports center
bsan34: it would be someone as ridiculous as don king
McFilk: watching*
McFilk: and one report says don king has had enough blah blah blah lawsuit blah blah vs espn blah blah for 2.5 billion dollars
McFilk: and I took a double take
McFilk: I said out loud did she just say billion
McFilk: must be a slip has to be million
McFilk: googled it and YES it is 250 BILLION pennies
bsan34: if u were espn, and you lost, would u try to buy up 250 bill pennies just to pay him in that
McFilk: f*cking mothers agaist everything only sued the tobacco companies for a few hundred million becuase only their loved ones were "DYING"
bsan34: said mothers have a soul
McFilk: i wonder how much 250 billion pennies weigh
bsan34: don king does not
McFilk: points for bill
bsan34: just imagine the dump truck pulling up to his house
bsan34: w/ 250 billion pennies
McFilk: I think you would need like..... 100 trucks possibly more
McFilk: actually
McFilk: probably 1000
McFilk: assuming each truck can hold 250 million pennies
McFilk: even thats a stretch
McFilk: 2500 trucks
bsan34: im trying to find the volume of a dump truck on google
McFilk: haha the standard size
McFilk: Well lets think
McFilk: rationally how much does a roll of pennies weigh what slightly under a pound
McFilk: /g lets say 100 pennies for the sake of math = 1 lbs
bsan34: im thinking do it by size
McFilk: one truck can NOT carry 1 million lbs
bsan34: number of pennies --> volume of each penny --> volume of dump truck
McFilk: yes but lets think of the trucks carrying capacity
McFilk: 100 penies ( 2 rolls) = 1lbs
bsan34: found one
bsan34: dump truck capacity = 25 tons
bsan34: now lemme look up mass of a penny
McFilk: that is 1 million lbs per truck or
McFilk: 500 tons
bsan34: 2.5 grams or .0055 lbs is one penny
McFilk: seeing as possible the stand dump truck can hold maybe a 10th of that
McFilk: so 10 trucks for every million pennies
McFilk: 25,000 dump trucks
bsan34: 25 tons = 50000 lbs = 9.1 million pennies
McFilk: did I screw up on my math
bsan34: 27472 dump trucks
bsan34: u were shockingly close for estimating haha
McFilk: /bow
McFilk: gotta love me
bsan34: 27 and a half thousand dump trucks
bsan34: pulling up to don kings doorstep
McFilk: what would you do bill with 27.5 dump trucks full of copper
McFilk: i'd melt it down and pave the streets in copper
McFilk: and then erect ( no pun intended) a 100 foot copper dick
bsan34: can u imagine how awful driving on that would be in the rain
bsan34: hahaha
McFilk: cause you know you would have money .... i mean copper left over
bsan34: as a giant f*ck you to the bastards that paid you the 250 billion pennies
McFilk: whats my margin of error to my estimate
bsan34: u were like 10% off
bsan34: not bad for an estimate
bsan34: we are giant dorks
McFilk: yes we are
McFilk: and I love it
McFilk: I consider this a fine moment in our lives