Inventory
Disclaimer: with exceptions, laundry, writing tools, and miscelaneous CDs have been omitted for brevity
On the chair-
pair of pink scissors
two two-disc sets of Diablo II
Farmer's Insurance envelope containing a bill of $56.65 to Nicholas Trevor Ivarson
On floor-
one 12-pack of fat tire beer, containing 10 empties
bottle of 100% orange juice, empty
bottle of massage oil
44" brown leather Dickies belt
three inch piece of rope, neatly cut
one 2 liter bottle cherry pepsi, empty
The Truth by Al Franken
one plastic sandwich bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
one empty Albertson's bag
all weather pocket journal, with pen attached by string
Nicholas Trevor Ivarson's ballot envelope, election date 08- NOV-2005
Coca Cola CD. Track list:
Elton John: "breaking down barriers"
Rod Stewart: "go out dancing"
Keith Sweat: "keep it comin"
Tevin Campbell: "one song"
Anita Baker: "how fast how far"
Randy Travis: "the heart to climb the mountain"
one pair white ladies evening gloves
small brown felt dice bag
one empty Albertson's bag
another bottle of massage oil
Il Divo CDcase containing Garden State Soundtrack
one box of Diamond strike on box matches, full
one empty Albertson's bag
flexible foam pen with a moose wearing a star of david touque
one bottle of 50 mg capsules 5-hydroxytriptophane, empty
one bottle cap ibc cream soda
one empty Safeway bag
albertsons brand ginger ale bottle, empty
one empty Albertson's bag
one container lucerne raspberry fat free yogurt, unopened
one filthy santa hat, reeking of cannabis
one ladies blue nightgown, rose patterned
one book: bernhard the conqueror by Sam J. lundwall
two sheer scarves
one bottle cap IBC cream soda
one package Kelloggs star wars fruit flavored snacks, empty
one bottle cap, new belgium brewing
one adult large black tshirt, first street haven restaurant, Port Angeles, WA
one adult x large lichen-colored tshirt "PAZAZZ" Port Angeles 2001
two white plastic xmas light holders
one empty Albertson's bag
one bottle cap IBC cream soda
one empty Safeway bag
one drill team practice drill rifle
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
pizza crust
one half of a pizza box, empty
one bottle cap IBC cream soda
one cardboard sign, 3 ft tall, "Coming 2006, reserve yours tody! Halo 3 XBOX 360"
one scrabble board game containing stocking full of scrabble tiles
one jumbo black 7.75 in plastic straw
two empty Safeway bags
one max velocity energy drink can, empty
one camel buck
shipping invoice for xbox mod chip
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one xtra large black hooded Halo sweatshirt "Legendary"
"the essential calvin and hobbes"
"weirdos from another planet"
"calvin and hobbes lazy sunday book"
"the far side gallery 4"
one 8 count package pack-a-snack size kit-kat bars, containing 5, (now empty)
one rubber halloween mask
one stainless steel 8" hunting knife, dull
"growing up with science: the illustrated encyclopedia of invention," vol 6 (elem-forg), vol 17 (star-synt), vol 24 (biog-biog)
one 50 gal heavy duty garbage can, 3/4 full
lime green cookie tin, empty
one unused vacuum cleaner (?) component
one thermos, empty (?)
one jalapeno bagel, stale
one camel cigarette butt
one stuffed teddy bear
one wicker laundry basket
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one red guitar pick
one blue plastic laundry basket
four crayola crayons: (robins egg blue, white, violet[purple], goldenrod
athenos roasted red pepper humus container, empty
one bottle opener wth leather holder
one empty Safeway bag
one empty Wal-Mart bag
one pack lucky strike filters, torn open
one martinelli's sparkling apple cider plastic cork
one yellow plastic dollar store baseball bat
one plastic sandwich bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
blue wooden ken griffey jr mcdonalds louisville slugger
one Eureka vaccuum cleaner cardboard box, empty
one brown leather samsonite suitcase, empty
one roll black electricians tape
one pack lucky strike filters, torn open, inside "Fun Facts about working for a tobacco company: My parents never embarrass me by bragging about my job to their friends."
one stuffed monkey
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one pack camel filters, empty
one plastic ziplock bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one brown wool beanie
one lightbulb, dead
one kitchen towel, clean and folded
one 2005 Dex Phonebook, Port Angeles/Sequim/North Olympic peninsula
one green and white PAHS lettermans jacket
one General Electric AM/FM Clock Radio with Large Display, unopened
one cardboard six pack IBC cream soda
one homeless kid's backpack of belongings, full
sheet music, Chopin Nocturnes for the piano
one 9 x 1 1/4 inch stainless steel pie tin made in the USA
one XL green tshirt Camp In 1999 Pacific Science Center
one "Om" symblo hand totebag
one pack lucky strike filters, torn open
one 3x5 recipe card for Sour Cream Banana Bread
one 2 liter RC Cola bottle, empty
one white helmet
one ball of white yarn
one plastic Safeway bag containing two cans of Hormel Beef tamales in chili sauce
one plastic ziplock bag, contatining steak leftovers
one plastic sandwich bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
one pack camel filters, empty
one US Navy pen
one yellow rain jacket belonging to Mike Cleaver
one XL black Mar Attack Tshirt "Nice planet; we'll take it"
one CD case containing "Irish Drinking Songs"
one plastic Harmonica
one XL baby blue tshirt "That's right, I'm a gay robot."
one voice altering Darth Vader mask
one trumpet in case
one red yarn knit bag of dice
one box juior mints empty
one roller blade
one keyboard
one plastic silverware organizer
one 3 gal garbage can, half full
one half hal Albertson's Apple Juice, empty(?)
one dried red flower petal
one 2 liter Pepsi Vanilla bottle, empty
one camel buck
one pair indoor soccer shoes
Clash of the Titans DVD
one pack camel filters, empty
one pack american spirits, empty
one 110mm blunt roller
one bottle Advil Migraine, full
one plastic ziplock bag containing cannabi leftovers
In/on/around the file cabinet-
20,000 leagues under the sea VHS
"Classic Queen" CD case, empty
brass opium pipe
the same white helmet
two magnets
D&D miniatures grid
one dance picture of Lizzy and Will
two dance pictures of Will and Andrhea
one bolo tie
one deck of tarot cards
6" stainless steel bowl
one tiny phillips screwdriver
one white electric bass, no strings
three tickets to the the 1997 World Series
one camel buck
one playscript for "The Crucible," William Putnam's lines highlighted
R.E.M. CD case, empty
Standard of Excellence Book 1(a.k.a the red book)-Trombone
one partially straightened paperclip devoid of any cannabis resin
four NA/AA Self Help Meeting Verification Form
one opened profilactic
one KONP Homeshow street map of Port Angeles, folded
In closet-
one replica main gauche
one roller blade
one microsoft ergonomic keyboard
two derelict CPUs
bottle of 100% orange juice, empty
one ski glove
one black slip-on shoe
one quart Myer's dark rum, empty
Mobile Gundam poster
one pack camel lights, empty, containing 1 camel buck
1 gal bottle carlo rossi rhine, empty
one roll white masking tape
one lightbulb, broken
one bottle of Jagermeister, empty
On/under desk-
five Kit-Kat wrappers
one 20 inch wood and brass hookah
two camel bucks
one book of top rolling papers, empty
one book of american spirit rolling papers, half used
three plastic darts
one camel buck
one pair of orange scissors
one AAA battery
the remnants of a modded xbox controller
one container of foot powder, full
one birthday card from will's grandma
one pack camel turkish royals, containing, one butt and an IOU to nick
one pack came turkish royals, empty
one pack camel filters, containing a penny
one bottle equate pain reliever, full
one bottle 5-HTP, filled with St. John's Wort capsules
one jar of Icy Hot, empty
one magic-card tin, containing 3 dice
two ticket stubs for "The Man Who Came to Dinner" at the PACP
an envelope of pictures from the Michael's Divine Dining Christmas Party
little box of cufflinks
one pouch American Spirit rolling tobbacco, containing minimal dry shake
a Sony PDA
one tin camel exotic blends Black Jack Gin, empty
one yellow sticky note, "All the secrets we don't share/ and the tears we don't shed/ see the lies behind your eyes/ as you climb into my bed"
one Old Timer skinning knife
two camel bucks
one package "Dill's Pipe Cleaners"
one camel buck, folded
one package dollar store "Hot Cinnamon Flavored Toothpicks/New Reclosable bag/Love these hot cinnamon toothpicks!/Mr. Picks, Chairman of the Board/Hot Lips/Hot for Small children/The Longer You Chew The More Flavor You Get!/11 pc./NEW CONCEPTS- Tel: 1-800-3034266
*note: capitalization and order read, copied verbatim from the wax paper package
Mickey's Ulimate Challenge for the gamegear
One wax paper envelope of pictures of Madeline
One white matchbook, "Call me: 808-0996, -Q"
one plastic soupspoon
one pack top rolling papers, well used
one back OCB rolling papers, barely touched
one pack camel filters, containing one camel buck
one pack camel turkish silvers, empty
one black, flat 2x16 Lego piece
one movie stub for harry potter
a handful of tiny crumpled papers, each reading, "http://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/The-Red-Scare/"
one hair tie
one box of Coast Hotels & Resorts matches, empty
one blue carabiner
one camel cigarette butt
one hair tie
one rubber band
Abarat by Clive Barker
three pampered chef bag sealers
one sheet of paper containing Alyssa Kilzer's and Nicole Donisi's phone numbers ( 452-1061 and 461-4319,
respectively)
one pair fingernail clippers
one joint rolled of capsules of St. John's Wort
one wax envelope reading- *Sierra Leone/1964: World's first self-adhesive postagestamp issue./H.E.Harris & Co.,Inc. Boston, envelope contains said stamp
one tiny key
one wallet sized picture of an anonymous baby girl
six antihistamine capsules
Shadow of the Giant, by Orson Scott Card
one pouch american spirit rolling tobbacco, empty
one PDA stylus
one chopstick
one package inscense
one ziplock bag of house blend pipe tobacco from Thomas D's Kitsap Mall, Silverdale, WA
one movie ticket stub for Serenity
instruction manual for Eureka vaccuum cleaner
Peninsula Daily News classifieds and puzzle page, with only the word find completed
one box tylenol simply sleep
one package printer/copy paper
program from PAHS production of Fiddler on the Roof
one camel buck
National geographic, August 2005
Quint's script for "someone who'll watch over me"
One can of Hormel beef tamales in chili sauce
one pack of camel wides, empty
blue minibic, out of fuel
one 2-liter bottle of holiday edition diet coke, empty
one tin camel exotics mandarin mint, empty
navy blue hair clip
one package top, new york vanilla infused cigarette tobbacco
one pouch of drum shag rolling tobbacco, empty
one package midnight special rolling papers
one bottle yellowtail wine, empty
one pouch midnight special rolling tobbacco, empty
bound screenplay for Steve Taylor's "Port of Angels"
Power Puff Girls wallet
one red mini bic
________________
Will's bed is piled high with all of his laundry. Once again i find myself without a before and after picture. My bed has two baskets of clean, folded laundry on it as well as all my belongings, consolidated to a single duffle bag.
Total profit: 13 camel bucks, $1.39, and a loony
Total dice found: d20-3, d12-3, d10-6, d8-1, d4-2
Maybe tonight I'll get a rake and clean out under the beds.
After I wake up from my nap, I will vaccuum!
The end is in sight!
On the chair-
pair of pink scissors
two two-disc sets of Diablo II
Farmer's Insurance envelope containing a bill of $56.65 to Nicholas Trevor Ivarson
On floor-
one 12-pack of fat tire beer, containing 10 empties
bottle of 100% orange juice, empty
bottle of massage oil
44" brown leather Dickies belt
three inch piece of rope, neatly cut
one 2 liter bottle cherry pepsi, empty
The Truth by Al Franken
one plastic sandwich bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
one empty Albertson's bag
all weather pocket journal, with pen attached by string
Nicholas Trevor Ivarson's ballot envelope, election date 08- NOV-2005
Coca Cola CD. Track list:
Elton John: "breaking down barriers"
Rod Stewart: "go out dancing"
Keith Sweat: "keep it comin"
Tevin Campbell: "one song"
Anita Baker: "how fast how far"
Randy Travis: "the heart to climb the mountain"
one pair white ladies evening gloves
small brown felt dice bag
one empty Albertson's bag
another bottle of massage oil
Il Divo CDcase containing Garden State Soundtrack
one box of Diamond strike on box matches, full
one empty Albertson's bag
flexible foam pen with a moose wearing a star of david touque
one bottle of 50 mg capsules 5-hydroxytriptophane, empty
one bottle cap ibc cream soda
one empty Safeway bag
albertsons brand ginger ale bottle, empty
one empty Albertson's bag
one container lucerne raspberry fat free yogurt, unopened
one filthy santa hat, reeking of cannabis
one ladies blue nightgown, rose patterned
one book: bernhard the conqueror by Sam J. lundwall
two sheer scarves
one bottle cap IBC cream soda
one package Kelloggs star wars fruit flavored snacks, empty
one bottle cap, new belgium brewing
one adult large black tshirt, first street haven restaurant, Port Angeles, WA
one adult x large lichen-colored tshirt "PAZAZZ" Port Angeles 2001
two white plastic xmas light holders
one empty Albertson's bag
one bottle cap IBC cream soda
one empty Safeway bag
one drill team practice drill rifle
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
pizza crust
one half of a pizza box, empty
one bottle cap IBC cream soda
one cardboard sign, 3 ft tall, "Coming 2006, reserve yours tody! Halo 3 XBOX 360"
one scrabble board game containing stocking full of scrabble tiles
one jumbo black 7.75 in plastic straw
two empty Safeway bags
one max velocity energy drink can, empty
one camel buck
shipping invoice for xbox mod chip
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one xtra large black hooded Halo sweatshirt "Legendary"
"the essential calvin and hobbes"
"weirdos from another planet"
"calvin and hobbes lazy sunday book"
"the far side gallery 4"
one 8 count package pack-a-snack size kit-kat bars, containing 5, (now empty)
one rubber halloween mask
one stainless steel 8" hunting knife, dull
"growing up with science: the illustrated encyclopedia of invention," vol 6 (elem-forg), vol 17 (star-synt), vol 24 (biog-biog)
one 50 gal heavy duty garbage can, 3/4 full
lime green cookie tin, empty
one unused vacuum cleaner (?) component
one thermos, empty (?)
one jalapeno bagel, stale
one camel cigarette butt
one stuffed teddy bear
one wicker laundry basket
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one red guitar pick
one blue plastic laundry basket
four crayola crayons: (robins egg blue, white, violet[purple], goldenrod
athenos roasted red pepper humus container, empty
one bottle opener wth leather holder
one empty Safeway bag
one empty Wal-Mart bag
one pack lucky strike filters, torn open
one martinelli's sparkling apple cider plastic cork
one yellow plastic dollar store baseball bat
one plastic sandwich bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
blue wooden ken griffey jr mcdonalds louisville slugger
one Eureka vaccuum cleaner cardboard box, empty
one brown leather samsonite suitcase, empty
one roll black electricians tape
one pack lucky strike filters, torn open, inside "Fun Facts about working for a tobacco company: My parents never embarrass me by bragging about my job to their friends."
one stuffed monkey
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one pack camel filters, empty
one plastic ziplock bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
one pack camel filters, empty, containing 1 camel buck
one brown wool beanie
one lightbulb, dead
one kitchen towel, clean and folded
one 2005 Dex Phonebook, Port Angeles/Sequim/North Olympic peninsula
one green and white PAHS lettermans jacket
one General Electric AM/FM Clock Radio with Large Display, unopened
one cardboard six pack IBC cream soda
one homeless kid's backpack of belongings, full
sheet music, Chopin Nocturnes for the piano
one 9 x 1 1/4 inch stainless steel pie tin made in the USA
one XL green tshirt Camp In 1999 Pacific Science Center
one "Om" symblo hand totebag
one pack lucky strike filters, torn open
one 3x5 recipe card for Sour Cream Banana Bread
one 2 liter RC Cola bottle, empty
one white helmet
one ball of white yarn
one plastic Safeway bag containing two cans of Hormel Beef tamales in chili sauce
one plastic ziplock bag, contatining steak leftovers
one plastic sandwich bag, contatining cannabis leftovers
one pack camel filters, empty
one US Navy pen
one yellow rain jacket belonging to Mike Cleaver
one XL black Mar Attack Tshirt "Nice planet; we'll take it"
one CD case containing "Irish Drinking Songs"
one plastic Harmonica
one XL baby blue tshirt "That's right, I'm a gay robot."
one voice altering Darth Vader mask
one trumpet in case
one red yarn knit bag of dice
one box juior mints empty
one roller blade
one keyboard
one plastic silverware organizer
one 3 gal garbage can, half full
one half hal Albertson's Apple Juice, empty(?)
one dried red flower petal
one 2 liter Pepsi Vanilla bottle, empty
one camel buck
one pair indoor soccer shoes
Clash of the Titans DVD
one pack camel filters, empty
one pack american spirits, empty
one 110mm blunt roller
one bottle Advil Migraine, full
one plastic ziplock bag containing cannabi leftovers
In/on/around the file cabinet-
20,000 leagues under the sea VHS
"Classic Queen" CD case, empty
brass opium pipe
the same white helmet
two magnets
D&D miniatures grid
one dance picture of Lizzy and Will
two dance pictures of Will and Andrhea
one bolo tie
one deck of tarot cards
6" stainless steel bowl
one tiny phillips screwdriver
one white electric bass, no strings
three tickets to the the 1997 World Series
one camel buck
one playscript for "The Crucible," William Putnam's lines highlighted
R.E.M. CD case, empty
Standard of Excellence Book 1(a.k.a the red book)-Trombone
one partially straightened paperclip devoid of any cannabis resin
four NA/AA Self Help Meeting Verification Form
one opened profilactic
one KONP Homeshow street map of Port Angeles, folded
In closet-
one replica main gauche
one roller blade
one microsoft ergonomic keyboard
two derelict CPUs
bottle of 100% orange juice, empty
one ski glove
one black slip-on shoe
one quart Myer's dark rum, empty
Mobile Gundam poster
one pack camel lights, empty, containing 1 camel buck
1 gal bottle carlo rossi rhine, empty
one roll white masking tape
one lightbulb, broken
one bottle of Jagermeister, empty
On/under desk-
five Kit-Kat wrappers
one 20 inch wood and brass hookah
two camel bucks
one book of top rolling papers, empty
one book of american spirit rolling papers, half used
three plastic darts
one camel buck
one pair of orange scissors
one AAA battery
the remnants of a modded xbox controller
one container of foot powder, full
one birthday card from will's grandma
one pack camel turkish royals, containing, one butt and an IOU to nick
one pack came turkish royals, empty
one pack camel filters, containing a penny
one bottle equate pain reliever, full
one bottle 5-HTP, filled with St. John's Wort capsules
one jar of Icy Hot, empty
one magic-card tin, containing 3 dice
two ticket stubs for "The Man Who Came to Dinner" at the PACP
an envelope of pictures from the Michael's Divine Dining Christmas Party
little box of cufflinks
one pouch American Spirit rolling tobbacco, containing minimal dry shake
a Sony PDA
one tin camel exotic blends Black Jack Gin, empty
one yellow sticky note, "All the secrets we don't share/ and the tears we don't shed/ see the lies behind your eyes/ as you climb into my bed"
one Old Timer skinning knife
two camel bucks
one package "Dill's Pipe Cleaners"
one camel buck, folded
one package dollar store "Hot Cinnamon Flavored Toothpicks/New Reclosable bag/Love these hot cinnamon toothpicks!/Mr. Picks, Chairman of the Board/Hot Lips/Hot for Small children/The Longer You Chew The More Flavor You Get!/11 pc./NEW CONCEPTS- Tel: 1-800-3034266
*note: capitalization and order read, copied verbatim from the wax paper package
Mickey's Ulimate Challenge for the gamegear
One wax paper envelope of pictures of Madeline
One white matchbook, "Call me: 808-0996, -Q"
one plastic soupspoon
one pack top rolling papers, well used
one back OCB rolling papers, barely touched
one pack camel filters, containing one camel buck
one pack camel turkish silvers, empty
one black, flat 2x16 Lego piece
one movie stub for harry potter
a handful of tiny crumpled papers, each reading, "http://www.travelblog.org/Bloggers/The-Red-Scare/"
one hair tie
one box of Coast Hotels & Resorts matches, empty
one blue carabiner
one camel cigarette butt
one hair tie
one rubber band
Abarat by Clive Barker
three pampered chef bag sealers
one sheet of paper containing Alyssa Kilzer's and Nicole Donisi's phone numbers ( 452-1061 and 461-4319,
respectively)
one pair fingernail clippers
one joint rolled of capsules of St. John's Wort
one wax envelope reading- *Sierra Leone/1964: World's first self-adhesive postagestamp issue./H.E.Harris & Co.,Inc. Boston, envelope contains said stamp
one tiny key
one wallet sized picture of an anonymous baby girl
six antihistamine capsules
Shadow of the Giant, by Orson Scott Card
one pouch american spirit rolling tobbacco, empty
one PDA stylus
one chopstick
one package inscense
one ziplock bag of house blend pipe tobacco from Thomas D's Kitsap Mall, Silverdale, WA
one movie ticket stub for Serenity
instruction manual for Eureka vaccuum cleaner
Peninsula Daily News classifieds and puzzle page, with only the word find completed
one box tylenol simply sleep
one package printer/copy paper
program from PAHS production of Fiddler on the Roof
one camel buck
National geographic, August 2005
Quint's script for "someone who'll watch over me"
One can of Hormel beef tamales in chili sauce
one pack of camel wides, empty
blue minibic, out of fuel
one 2-liter bottle of holiday edition diet coke, empty
one tin camel exotics mandarin mint, empty
navy blue hair clip
one package top, new york vanilla infused cigarette tobbacco
one pouch of drum shag rolling tobbacco, empty
one package midnight special rolling papers
one bottle yellowtail wine, empty
one pouch midnight special rolling tobbacco, empty
bound screenplay for Steve Taylor's "Port of Angels"
Power Puff Girls wallet
one red mini bic
________________
Will's bed is piled high with all of his laundry. Once again i find myself without a before and after picture. My bed has two baskets of clean, folded laundry on it as well as all my belongings, consolidated to a single duffle bag.
Total profit: 13 camel bucks, $1.39, and a loony
Total dice found: d20-3, d12-3, d10-6, d8-1, d4-2
Maybe tonight I'll get a rake and clean out under the beds.
After I wake up from my nap, I will vaccuum!
The end is in sight!