Underwear

May 12, 2005 15:43

1) So this morning, upon waking up and taking a shower, I discovered, much to my chagrin that I was completely out of clean underwear. So while my laundry is being tumbled about in the appliances downstairs I'm just kickin' it commando style. It's a lot less rewarding than I somehow expected it to be.

2) Speaking of underwear, did Ray ever give you your boxers back in Ashland, Jesse? I brought them down there with me. I think they're the ones you removed after our boating incident.

3) I think women's underwear is sexy, and not in the Gary the Janitor sense, and not in the panty-fetish sense. I just mean to say that I appreciate the arousing fashionablility of female undergarments. Especially Mormon temple garments... oh baby, lemme tell y'about it...

4) I was trying to decide what the subject should be for this post, when my dog started eating the catfood. I yelled at her and she skulked away with her ears back, sheepishly wagging her tail. Seconds later as I went back to playing Yahoo Backgammon she bumped my elbow and had a pair of my dads underwear in her mouth. She'd tipped over a basket of laundry and grabbed them as an appology. Normally dhe brings socks, but I figured she wanted me to type about underwear.

5) What are YOUR thoughts or anecdotes about underwear?
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