(no subject)
"its moisture proof"
When i was just a wee quinsters
my uncle owned a funeral home
i used to sneak in and watch him work
on sundays he would take my cousins and i
to the local drive-in
in his hearse
oneday he asked me if i wanted to become
a mortician like he
he blind folded me
stuck my hand in a metal bucket
and said:
"this is what it feels like"
"in the professional mood"
"DO it yourself embalming"
"the diggers"
*†*
ah! yes! i have my make~up kit all ready to go + go + GO!
there is no scientific or other evidence that any casket
with a sealing device will preserve human remains
additionally, acts of god, weather-related conditions and states of emergencies
can delay delivery beyond the stated delivery parameters