1.
Golf and Mike weren’t usually at the Jimusho. In fact, recently, they had come back from Thailand. They were sitting quietly in their changing room when a mysterious blur came rushing into the room.
“Hi~ Ah! You’re Golf and Mike, right? I’m Fujigaya Taisuke, member of Kis-My-Ft2!”
Before they even got the chance to reply, he had already rushed out of the room, jumping around like Junno on stage at a KAT-TUN performance. Mike just blinked and looked over at his brother.
“Golf, I think those rumors we heard from Yamapi about the older juniors being fed crack are true.”
"Really? What EVER makes you think THAT, Mike?"
Mike didn’t say anything after that, and a passing staff member wondered briefly what in the world those two were saying. Because everything they had just said had been entirely in english.
2.
Taisuke next chose to go running into the middle of Kanjani8’s changing room. In there, Yasu was jumping around like a maniac because he was excited about some brand new store that sold all kinds of those really colorful sweaters he liked so much.
“Hi, Yasuda-kun~” Taisuke greeted his senpai before he proceed to start jumping around with the other, not bothering to even ask why they were jumping. Ryo groaned and slid further down into his chair.
“Wasn’t Yasu enough? Who in god’s name gave that kid sugar?”
“Ryo-tan should be nicer to the juniors, ne? He’s just happy about something I bet.” Tegoshi whispered into Ryo’s ear causing him to jump out of his chair and stumble right into the jumping pair (which then ended up causing them all to fall over).
Taisuke just untangled himself and ran out of the room laughing without even bothering to say goodbye.
3.
The third room Taisuke ran into just happened to belong to Arashi, and it was a huge mistake on his part. MatsuJun was sleep deprived and pissed at Nino for spilling coffee all over a magazine that had him (MatsuJun) featured on the cover.
So when the Kisumai member came rushing him and proceeded to break out in a very hilarious rendition of A.RA.SHI., he was met with laughter from everyone but MatsuJun who was now glaring menacingly at him.
Needless to say, Taisuke was chased out of the room screaming at the top of his lungs by a very angry MatsuJun.
Nino followed them with a video camera.
4.
Taisuke decided to hide from his angry senpai in a storage closet. Upon locking himself in, he grabbed a mop and pointed it at the door, trying to keep a very serious fearless look on his face. He failed miserably and ended up on the floor in a fit of giggles.
However, he shortly discovered that instead of a cold cement floor, his head came in contact with the rough fabric of denim. He bolted up and looked around them room, and a fairly short distance away was Nikaido with Senga pressed up against the way in a very compromising position. The color drained from his face and he ran shrieking from the storage closet.
Strangely however, he was still full of energy despite the fact that he nearly fainted after seeing two of his bandmates going at it in a storage closet.
5.
Taisuke managed to stop shrieking by the time he got back to the Kisumai changing room. He pounced on the first person he saw.
And by pure coincidence it happened to be his boyfriend.
“Hiro~ I just saw the most awful thing! I saw Nikaido and Senga in a storage closet and they were doing something really dirty~!”
“….Taisuke, I didn’t understand a word you just said. You were speaking way to fast.”
Taisuke pouted and sent a glare at the other before he repeated what he said, and upon hearing the part about Nikaido and Senga doing something dirty, Hiro burst into laughter.
“Honestly, why should you be so surprised…?” Hiro turned to look at the other and he discovered he was gone. Another turn of his head and he found the other jumping up and down on the couch.
Kind of like Junno jumping around during a KAT-TUN performance or a concert.
He shook his head. He knew it had been a bad idea to let Miyata go out for donuts this morning with Taisuke. He must have eaten at least ten of the ones that had a high sugar content so no wonder he was acting like this.
“Taisuke, sit down. Now.” He said in his commanding leader voice. Of course, the other chose to mock him instead.
He was left with no choice; he got up on the couch with Taisuke and jumped on him, causing him to fall over backwards, his head nearly hitting the arm of the couch.
“This is why I don’t usually let you go out to breakfast without me. You get too hyper for your own good.” Hiro said, a smile breaking out onto his face.
Taisuke didn’t reply, but instead leaned up and kissed Hiro and when he broke the kiss he put his head back down onto the couch.
“Oi, get a room you two!” Nikaido shouted as he and a very flushed Senga came into the room.
“We are in a room! Why don’t you two go back to that storage closet!?” Taisuke shouted back, promptly bursting into a fit of laughter afterwards.
OWARI~! ((Number 1 was seriously my all time favorite, it was just so cracked up, and I totally have to give credit to Nya (
yangkuang) for Golf’s line, because she totally wrote that and I HAD to use it. xDD #5 got a little long..at least I think so, but whatever. xDD I might have failed at connecting them all really well…but oh well, it was fun to write, and I like the end result.))