SAD NEWS
Sad news, my friends. My wild, strawberry-loving, superfreak of a pet has passed away.
Mr. Mustard, my iguana since I was 17 years old, died today of old age.
I am very sad, but I kind of expected it, as much as you can expect the spanish inquisition. He had not been eating much for several weeks, and seems to have just lost all energy. He was discovered tonight, dead in his cage, at 11pm.
He has been my constant companion since I was 17, and travelled with me on all my adventures. He even once visited the Grand Canyon, on a leash.
I love him, and I am very sad. I don't know what to do now, because I can't bury him here. So I am looking for options. Pet Cemetaries are prohibitively expensive. I feel lost and just, like a part of me died. Goodbye my friend.
Rest In Peace, buddy
Mr. Mustard
1994-2007.
UPDATE: 1pm
I am having Mr. Mustard cremated, which is less expensive and still a nice option. I will get his ashes in a pretty silly looking box with his name on it. I really enjoyed him as a pet.