Oh, Mary Sue

[quinn_inuit]

If you knew Mary Sue - then you’d know why I eschew
Use of Marys - those Mary Sues
Oh I can’t stand the gal - can’t stand those Mary Sues

Mary Sue, Mary Sue - oh how I want to strangle you
those Marys - those Mary Sues
Oh I can’t stand the gal - can’t stand those Mary Sues

Mary Sue! Mary Sue! Perfect, perfect, perfect Mary Sue!

Buffy thinks you're special, too!

So do Harry Potter and Riker and Doctor Who!

They all love Mary Sue - with a love contrived not true
oh Mary - my Mary Sue
Kirk loves you gal - but that’s a low bar Mary Sue

***SOLO***

Mary Sue! Mary Sue!

Perfect, perfect, perfect Mary Sue!

Oh Mary - darn Mary Sues

Methos loves you, gal, and so does Legolas too

Mal loves you Mary Sue - with a love that’s 吹牛・吹牛 {tsway-niou}

Oh Mary - darn Mary Sues

Oh I can’t stand the gal - can’t stand those Mary Sues

Oh I can’t stand the gal - can’t stand those Mary Sues