a sex(y) entry
So I've been having a threesome with Nicky_Boy and Lilac_Freeze.
Get your mind out of the gutter. My fault. I should elaborate. The three of us have been conversing
about the joy and pains of anal sex.
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Well, joy according to him. Pain according to us chicks.
If you are interested view the old threads from my November 14 entry.
There are 3 points of discussion.
1. Do you men really want your woman to stick a finger up your chocolate starfish?
According to a popular women's magazine article this is a guy's secret sex fantasy.
And if it is, does it necessarily mean you are gay? How about bi?
Or is it just as simple that you like a finger up anal chute?
If the answer is yes *shudders*, then I'll invest in Saran wrap and disinfectant for my poor finger.
2. So what's up with the double standards? Why is you guys like anal sex so much?
Or is it because you're the "rammer" and not the "rammee".
Not real words. I know. Thanks.
Do you guys know how much it frigging hurts? The pain is comparable to PMS, having a root canal, paper cut, and stubbing your toe all at once.
I mean last time I checked when did women have pleasure receptors there?
How the heck does she handle the pain let alone orgasm?
Maybe some things should be exit only.
3. Lastly, are white lies ok? I know a relationship should be based on honesty, trust, blah, blah, blah. But picture this: Man and Woman snuggled under the covers after post orgasmic bliss.
Assuming of course the sex wasn't sub par. Anywho, he turns to her and gazes lovingly into her eyes. She tilts her head for a kiss. They smooch. And she then expects to hear those 3 itty bitty words you guys have so hard spitting out. Instead, "Honey, am I the biggest you ever had?"
*Chokes*
At that moment what should the woman say? This is assuming of course the man isn't the biggest she's had. What the hell does she say then? Is it appropriate to lie then? Are white lies really so bad after all in the interest of protecting the fragile male ego? For you guys that have a similar
problem regarding your woman asking you if she has the biggest rack ever.
I dunno about you other females but I don't want the man to lie. I just want him to say things like how my less then well endowed chest is a perfect handful.
Or maybe wax poetic about my perky nipples?
Alright, too much information. Thank gawd, none of you (albeit lilac freeze and c60) know who the heck I really am. After all I'm a lady. This kinda graphic conversation makes me blush.
Stop snickering.
Have a good weekend.