Novice sads me.
So I did novice debate judging today, from 12:30 AM to 4:00 PM. Three hour block of judging with no food or drink ; n ;
Anyway. I learned these things from the novice youth of today:
-Australia is a failed nation, and a third world country.
-Canada, France, Germany and Switzerland pose a larger threat than Iraq.
-Russia has a huge network of underground cities for the nuclear apocalypse.
-Health care has to do with Iran's status as a failed nation.
-Mexico is a faild nation. Ergo, Mexico is planning a war with us.
-Russia's feelings are hurt.
On another note:
foreigners hate us.
This kid on my debate team kept staring at my breasticles. He's weird. He has fluffy hair.
One last thing: The Jungle, by Upton Sinclair, is incredibly depressing. .