[Filtered from Sirius]

[quincytailor]

...Is firewhiskey very bad for plants? I mean, it won't kill them or anything, will it? Triffany especially looks kind of...wilted.

Before anyone asks, I'm not sure how they got into it. I really didn't think plants could even get drunk.

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[prongsykins]

You got Sirius' plants drunk!?!?!?!

THAT'S BRILLIANT!!!

I reckon there's not a lot that you can do other than letting them sober up, cleaning up if they get sick, and then I'll pop by in the morning to administer pepper-up if you like. That should perk them right up. :D

[quincytailor]

I didn't get them drunk! They were like that when I came over!

Do you think that would help, Potter-san? I'd be grateful if you'd try it.

So...you think they should be all right, then?

[prongsykins]

Right, whatever you say. At any rate, I approve.

Yeah, it's really not a big deal, I'll just pop by before work.

I think they'll be fine. And if you want, I'll take the blame for the firewhiskey. I'm sure he'll only be a little mad at me for taking it, whereas he might be wicked pissed at you.

[quincytailor]

Thank you, Potter-san.

And...I think Orihime is going to try explaining what happened to him. She thinks maybe he might be more mad at the plants than at me? I hope she's right.

[prongsykins]

No problem, kid.

...that might not be the best idea. Seriously, the plants will be fine, and he's not due back for another week and a half. I'll replace the firewhiskey, and he never has to know.

[quincytailor]

...Uh. Well. I suppose you know him best. I'll talk to Orihime.

[prongsykins]

Sirius is my best mate, but there's no reason for him to get angry at you for this.

[quincytailor]

All right then, Potter-san, I'll let you take care of things. Thank you. Is there anything I can do in return?

[prongsykins]

Actually, I might even just tell Sirius that I went over and got his plants drunk as an experiment. That might be hilarious.

Oh. Well, you don't have to. But...you sew, right? Lily's birthday is coming up...

[quincytailor]

I'd love to sew something for Lily-san. What would she like?

[prongsykins]

Well...a dress?

Maybe one that she could wear now, and...as a maternity dress too?

[quincytailor]

Hm. I'll see what I can come up with. What colors does she like most?

[prongsykins]

Um...red and purple?

[quincytailor]

...Wait. Maternity dress?

[prongsykins]

Er...yeah.

[hex_you_up]

WAIT WHAT.