Ten things I learned on my eight day binge
1. PBR, while tasty, will give you the worst hangover ever.
2. Men who have been married for more than five years will fall in love with anything that gives them the slightest bit of attention. And even when you don't return their calls for a week and a half, they still won't give up.
3. There are no losers in beer pong.
4. All cats feel the same in the dark.
5. Beer plus pot equals everything great in life. Liqour plus pot equals a whole lot of vomit.
6. Wearing a low cut shirt to work really doesn't increase the amount of tips you make no matter what the guys tell you.
7. It is in fact possible to persist on nothing but beer and cigarettes for at least three days.
8. It's also possible to attend family functions on one hour of sleep.
9. I have the best grandma ever.
10. Sex doesn't always ruin male/female friendships.
2. Men who have been married for more than five years will fall in love with anything that gives them the slightest bit of attention. And even when you don't return their calls for a week and a half, they still won't give up.
3. There are no losers in beer pong.
4. All cats feel the same in the dark.
5. Beer plus pot equals everything great in life. Liqour plus pot equals a whole lot of vomit.
6. Wearing a low cut shirt to work really doesn't increase the amount of tips you make no matter what the guys tell you.
7. It is in fact possible to persist on nothing but beer and cigarettes for at least three days.
8. It's also possible to attend family functions on one hour of sleep.
9. I have the best grandma ever.
10. Sex doesn't always ruin male/female friendships.