A thousand miles ain't shit to walk if I'm walking to hold you...
Just a side note: the subject is quite possibly the best Alkaline Trio lyric ever...
Moving on, I have a couple things to say:
I'm a huge drunken asshole... I apologize profusely for this and I hope anyone that I may have annoyed last night will eventually forgive me. If not, I understand not talking to me for a long, long time. I fuckin' suck.
The night was hilarious up until a certain point and then it all went to shit.
I drunk dialed but I'm pretty confident that I hung up without leaving a message. Thank God for small miracles.
Nicknames that you are required to call people is definitely the best rule we have ever devised. Senor de Saskatchewan (holy shit... I have never spelled that word in my life. I had to google it), Used Prophylactic, Madame Lady Flaps (pronounced Made-um Laddy Flaps), Colonel Lingus & Bottle Hand Job may have been the most difficult names to keep straight ever. Michele even referred to Brendon as Senor Prophylactic even though he was the Colonel.
Morning-after drunkenness is not fun... at all.
Michele was El Presidente more than once but if you ask her the rules of Asshole now, she has no idea.
Watching a show about the history of sex... well I'm not gonna lie. It's actually pretty entertaining.
That's all. And again, I am so freaking sorry.
Moving on, I have a couple things to say:
I'm a huge drunken asshole... I apologize profusely for this and I hope anyone that I may have annoyed last night will eventually forgive me. If not, I understand not talking to me for a long, long time. I fuckin' suck.
The night was hilarious up until a certain point and then it all went to shit.
I drunk dialed but I'm pretty confident that I hung up without leaving a message. Thank God for small miracles.
Nicknames that you are required to call people is definitely the best rule we have ever devised. Senor de Saskatchewan (holy shit... I have never spelled that word in my life. I had to google it), Used Prophylactic, Madame Lady Flaps (pronounced Made-um Laddy Flaps), Colonel Lingus & Bottle Hand Job may have been the most difficult names to keep straight ever. Michele even referred to Brendon as Senor Prophylactic even though he was the Colonel.
Morning-after drunkenness is not fun... at all.
Michele was El Presidente more than once but if you ask her the rules of Asshole now, she has no idea.
Watching a show about the history of sex... well I'm not gonna lie. It's actually pretty entertaining.
That's all. And again, I am so freaking sorry.