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"Stories From Best Buy Nation"
I go up to this guy and I was like "hey hows it going?" and he was like "I'm good, I'm just looking at this dvd--14 hours for $6.99--you cant go wrong with that, I mean, even if it sucks!" and I'm like "yea really thats a friggan huge deal" and hes like "hey listen, did you ever have any interest in the martial arts?" (hes looking at a 14 hour martial arts dvd)and I'm like "well, you know, I've actually wanted to learn how to defend myself, is that what it is?" and hes like "yea, (handing me his fucking business card from his jacket pocket) heres my card, we're also having this raffle where you can win a 6 month membership to the martial arts center (he pulls out a fuckin wad of raffel ticket subscriptions from the other pocket), do you want to sign up for that?" I'm like "um, I'll tell you what, I'll hold on to this (his card) and you can hold on to your raffle tickets" he's like, "oh alright" and I'm like "well let me know if you need anything" "okay, that sounds great, I definately will"
I was like, okay wtf I'm supposed to be selling YOU shit, do you actually think I'm gonna come for your damn martial arts thing? Pfft, waste of gas.
I go up to this guy and I was like "hey hows it going?" and he was like "I'm good, I'm just looking at this dvd--14 hours for $6.99--you cant go wrong with that, I mean, even if it sucks!" and I'm like "yea really thats a friggan huge deal" and hes like "hey listen, did you ever have any interest in the martial arts?" (hes looking at a 14 hour martial arts dvd)and I'm like "well, you know, I've actually wanted to learn how to defend myself, is that what it is?" and hes like "yea, (handing me his fucking business card from his jacket pocket) heres my card, we're also having this raffle where you can win a 6 month membership to the martial arts center (he pulls out a fuckin wad of raffel ticket subscriptions from the other pocket), do you want to sign up for that?" I'm like "um, I'll tell you what, I'll hold on to this (his card) and you can hold on to your raffle tickets" he's like, "oh alright" and I'm like "well let me know if you need anything" "okay, that sounds great, I definately will"
I was like, okay wtf I'm supposed to be selling YOU shit, do you actually think I'm gonna come for your damn martial arts thing? Pfft, waste of gas.