Oct 11, 2005 23:38
Alright, Mr. Ferguson...I accept your mother-fucking challenge, which was initially issued with much less obscenity. It's not like I have anything else to do...
20 Things People Don't Know About Me
1. I was in a commercial with Rockets star Hakeem Olajuwon when I was in 5th grade. We played one-on-one. I lost. Badly.
2. I have always wanted to play Dungeons and Dragons. Recently, I started playing Dungeons and Dragons.
3. Most people don't know how to deal with me when I'm in a bad mood, and I secretly revel in that.
4. I have never been drunk, and I don't smoke cigarettes or pot.
5. The first cd I ever owned was Spice Girls. The second was Little Shop of Horrors.
6. My sister has Down's syndrome.
7. I now how have 4 sets of grandparents. For those of you keeping score at home, that's 8 total grandparents.
8. I cry at movies and while reading books all the time, the hardest of which was reading Of Mice and Men.
9. I don't know, I kinda like Keanu Reeves.
10. My mom once told me that if I watched the movie Footloose, I would learn how to dance for my freshman homecoming dance. I believed her.
11. One time, in first grade, I tried to make friends with the girl no one liked who ate glue. Her name was Corey. Turns out, she really was a freak.
12. I've been to Greece, England twice, and Scotland. I want to hit Canada as well. No, not go there...just hit them.
13. In kindergarten, I came to school dressed like Captain Planet.
14. I never thought girls were gross.
15. I am not a virgin, and I'm not particularly proud of it.
16. If something is in my nose, and it's really irritating, and no one is around, I'll remove it...by any means necessary.
17. I hadn't thrown up in 5 years, until I pointed it out. Then I threw up twice.
18. My parents were separated for two weeks before I noticed.
19. My grandpa was in the Korean War, and he won't talk about it.
20. I only kinda like Raymond.
I tag you, ex-President Truman! It's time the people heard the truth!