Never Told Me.

[quigonejinn]

LEAVE YO' PEPPER CHARACTERIZATION AT THE LJ-CUT. And totally typo-written ridden DAMMIT because I did this up in an hour and a half, typing furiously to make it before bedtime.

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[destro]

Oh holy crow, quigone.

but Obediah does it comfortably, like it's something he's used to doing. Tony accepts, it to, like it's something he's used to doing.

;lsdjfasldjkasd;asdsadas SOMETHING HE IS USED TO DOING. The mix of yearning and resignation and Tony's urge to find something familiar again, after three months gone and you make it hot.

He looks so tired. He looks so young.

Again with the asljdk;asdfjas;dasjda. He wants Obie to take care of him, but he also wants him to fuck him, and holy crow woman.

Also this:

where Tony knows how to find women who go drinking with a strapon in their clutch purse is beyond her

There's no way in HELL I'm explaining my flatmate what that loud cackle was, just then, because she will never, ever understand. Oh, I hate you.

[quigonejinn]

Tony accepts, it to, like it's something he's used to doing.

WHAT YOU FIGURED IT OUT THROUGH THE RIDICULOUS TYPO. I AM AMAZED.

[destro]

YOU ACCEPT ALL MY TYPOS.

IT'S ONLY FAIR.

(WHY HAVE YOU GOT ME THINKING ABOUT THIS NOW. DAMN YOU.)

OH GOD MY BRAIN.

[quigonejinn]

DAMN ME? DAMN YOU. AND GABBY. BECAUSE. OKAY.

Jesus, you know that Obie gets Tony out of the workshop by basically promising him that he's going to get the fucking of a lifetime. And then, it's all sweetness and light and nice Uncle Obie up the stairs, which is what Pepper sees. And into the bedroom, he's calm and rational and yells at Tony just enough so that Tony believes what he's saying and gets Tony a drink and gets himself one, too, which is what Tony sees (and Pepper, too, because she's a DIRTY DIRTY WOMAN who enjoys fringe benefits).

But when Tony is naked in bed, blind with lust and wanting to get fucked and taken care of, does Obediah need to keep on with pretending to be nice? No. He can pass it off as Tony wanting it hard.

So yeah, if Tony moans because it feels good, that OK. If Tony moans because it hurts, that's even better. But if Tony is yelling his head off because it's been three months in the fucking desert, terrified that he's going to die on even-numbered minutes and not caring if he dies on odd-number

[bellebonnesage]

Oh my. Hot and disturbing. And hot.

And I love voyeur!Pepper.

[quigonejinn]

Obediah. Bringing kink to Tony's life since, uh. XD

[_oggy_]

wow, you've been very prolific these past few days!

[quigonejinn]

Let's call it glee that I'm finally back in a fandom where

1. People have sex with wild enthusiasm
2. When there's buttsex, I don't have to either wince the whole time I'm writing it or somehow retcon lube.

YAY.

[nextian]

Hi, fic that got me through writing this godforsaken essay at 3:42 in the morning, I love you even the third time. Does that make me a bad person?

[quigonejinn]

Only if you're too shy to participate in the random crazy threads that pop up. :D (Which is to say, AAHAHA. GOD. ESSAYS AT 4AM IN THE MORNING. I don't miss school.)

[nextian]

Sadly ... yes. BUT NOT FOR LONG. *girds loins* (HEY YOU KNOW WHAT THE BEST PART IS IS THE BEST PART IS HOW I WENT TO SLEEP FOR LIKE AN HOUR AND AM NOW WORKING ON THE PAPER AGAIN.

BUT THIS LINE IS STILL AWESOME:

Since Tony is a sensible man in at least a few respects, he keeps his dick wrapped up at a AAA, gold-plated, just about 100% rate.

AND MAKES ME SING "DICK IN A BOX.")

[quigonejinn]

You know that when that skit aired, Pepper got about 10,000 e-mails from all of her PA friends about OH GOD, DON'T LET TONY SEE TIHS or AHAHAH I THOUGHT OF YO.

[jamaillith]

aasdhkg;df;

Just. I. This is so fucked up but also hot and funny and brilliant and omg Rice Krispies like he's a kid again, because with Obie he is a kid again albeit a kid who TAKES IT FROM BEHIND OMG TONY.

[quigonejinn]

ALL THE JOYS OF BEING A KID, ALL THE PLEASURES OF BEING AN ADULT. INCLUDING ASKING YOUR DAD'S BFF TO FUCK YOU, AND HE ASKS YOU WHETHER YOU WANT HIM TO TIE YOU UP WITH YOUR TIE THIS TIME OR WHETHER THAT'S VERBOTEN BECAUSE YOU'VE BEEN IN A CAVE FOR THREE MONTHS, AND YOU CAN SAY "YES" OR "NO" DEPENDING ON YOUR MOOD.

:D God. I love this pairing. Why aren't there 10000 pieces of WRONG about them?

[jamaillith]

IS THAT WHAT HE SAID OH MY GOD.

I have no idea, seriously. There's actually a lot less slash around than I thought there would be. I guess fandom was surprisebuttsexed by the awesome UST and was all WHAT NO WE WANT VAG.

Obie also deserves more fic, yes. He's big, bald and beautiful and he needs to get laid.

[quigonejinn]

IS THAT WHAT HE SAID OH MY GOD.

IN MY HEAD, YES. Or he could be asking Tony about whether Tony remembers the day his mom bought him that tie. Or. You know. Just about ANYTHING.

And yeah. You know it totally happened. Tony, blindfolded and with his hands on the wall behind the headboard, and oh God, that's Obediah's hand on his cock, and going up his stomach, and oh God, Obediah just got onto the bed behind him, and fuck, Tony's only getting one finger tonight because that's Obediah's dick right there against his ass, and now it's pushing into him, and Tony doesn't know what he must have just said, but it makes Obediah chuckle in his ear andlkgjdkadf let's not even get into how retardedly hot Tony with his mechanic's hands, his working hands, the gifted hands he depends on almost as much as he depends on his brain, being tied behind him.

He's big, bald and beautiful and he needs to get laid.

And ALSO enjoys showing Tony who's boss. MAN.