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Very easy: Falling in love with Iron Man, the Religious Experience.
Easy: Making a vid of Iron Man to rap-meets-dance-techno-disco-thingy-with-robots.
Hard: Making a vid of Iron Man to banjos and emo folk.
Hardest: Not strangling the woman who was talking through Iron Man and making sarcastic, insulting remarks about how she didn't want to see RDJ pull tubes out of his nose. Shut up, I do.
UNBELIEVABLY CHRISTINGLY, FUCK-A-DUCK DIFFICULT: MAKING A VID TO FUCKING JOHNNY CASH. YOU'D THINK THAT THIS WOULD BE LIKE FALLING OUT OF BED EASY. TONY STARK IS ON A MISSION. GOD SAYS SO. BUT NO. I CANNOT GET BEYOND THE FIRST FIFTY SECONDS OR SO AND THE LAST FORTY SECONDS. THE SONG IS ONLY TWO MINUTES THIRTY-ODD.
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So, yes, have this instead (13MB, Xvid, reaaaaaaally shitty encode). It's probably funny only to, you know. Me. But it's been a long day, and remember when I was warning you, dafnap and gabby_silang, not to encourage me? Indeed.
(And yes, it's supposed to cut out at about a minute. I still had another joke about Obie and the pizza box, but I realized that the abomination should just be put out of its misery. Any sentiment that I am high-minded or intellectual should be put to rest after this, too.)
Easy: Making a vid of Iron Man to rap-meets-dance-techno-disco-thingy-with-robots.
Hard: Making a vid of Iron Man to banjos and emo folk.
Hardest: Not strangling the woman who was talking through Iron Man and making sarcastic, insulting remarks about how she didn't want to see RDJ pull tubes out of his nose. Shut up, I do.
UNBELIEVABLY CHRISTINGLY, FUCK-A-DUCK DIFFICULT: MAKING A VID TO FUCKING JOHNNY CASH. YOU'D THINK THAT THIS WOULD BE LIKE FALLING OUT OF BED EASY. TONY STARK IS ON A MISSION. GOD SAYS SO. BUT NO. I CANNOT GET BEYOND THE FIRST FIFTY SECONDS OR SO AND THE LAST FORTY SECONDS. THE SONG IS ONLY TWO MINUTES THIRTY-ODD.
...
So, yes, have this instead (13MB, Xvid, reaaaaaaally shitty encode). It's probably funny only to, you know. Me. But it's been a long day, and remember when I was warning you, dafnap and gabby_silang, not to encourage me? Indeed.
(And yes, it's supposed to cut out at about a minute. I still had another joke about Obie and the pizza box, but I realized that the abomination should just be put out of its misery. Any sentiment that I am high-minded or intellectual should be put to rest after this, too.)