Valentine's Day
I'm trying to plan my schedule for Valentine's Day. The theme is "activities that will repel the opposite sex." This is what I have on schedule so far:
11:30 AM - 2:45 PM Class (damn obligations)
3:30 PM - 4:30 PM I will play a sports video game. Women, I'm told, are not big fans of either video games or sports as a general rule.
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM I will play Advanced Dungeons & Dragons by myself, in my underwear, while watching anime. The effect that this will likely have on my future dating prospects is self-explanatory.
5:30 PM - 6:30 PM I will catalogue my Magic: The Gathering card collection while composing my first attempt at MC Hammer fan poetry.
6:30 PM - 7:30 PM I will play the tremendous video game Pirates!. This activity may not have a noticeable impact on the female population at large, but it will have a tremendous deterrent effect on a very specific segment of the female population.
7:30 PM - 11:30 PM ?????? I need your input!!
11:30 PM It's bedtime. And thankfully, I have my trusty stuffed animal Spike (from the Land Before Time) to keep all the boogeywomen away.
11:30 AM - 2:45 PM Class (damn obligations)
3:30 PM - 4:30 PM I will play a sports video game. Women, I'm told, are not big fans of either video games or sports as a general rule.
4:30 PM - 5:30 PM I will play Advanced Dungeons & Dragons by myself, in my underwear, while watching anime. The effect that this will likely have on my future dating prospects is self-explanatory.
5:30 PM - 6:30 PM I will catalogue my Magic: The Gathering card collection while composing my first attempt at MC Hammer fan poetry.
6:30 PM - 7:30 PM I will play the tremendous video game Pirates!. This activity may not have a noticeable impact on the female population at large, but it will have a tremendous deterrent effect on a very specific segment of the female population.
7:30 PM - 11:30 PM ?????? I need your input!!
11:30 PM It's bedtime. And thankfully, I have my trusty stuffed animal Spike (from the Land Before Time) to keep all the boogeywomen away.