[Backdated to the Auction Results][Locked to Ben Reilly]

[quietnitece71]

Hello, Benjamin-san...

My name is Lacus Clyne, and I am the one who, well... won the auction concerning you. Did you have any plans for what we could do? If you're busy, we could set up another time...!

Comments

1/2 - [audio]

[2nd_spider]

...

One moment.

DORUMON!

[click]

2/2 - [audio] - [Several minutes later]

[2nd_spider]

...

Okay.

Let me try that again.

I just thought you should get out more, dammit! Last time I do you a fav-MPH!

[Something, perhaps a sock, has just been stuffed into DORUmon's mouth, muffling him]

Ah, yes, Miss... Clyne, right? Sorry. Seems my partner signed me up for it, and... well, huh.

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How much did I go for?

Re: 2/2 - [audio] - [Several minutes later]

[quietnitece71]

Heheheh... that's quite alright. I have a feeling other partners did the same...

...and would you believe 83,000 BITS?

[2nd_spider]

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Under most normal circumstances, no. No, I would not.

[quietnitece71]

I take it something like this is beyond what you're used to?

[2nd_spider]

Oooooh, that would be putting it mildly.

I. ... don't exactly have the best luck with women, in the end.

[quietnitece71]

I'm sorry to hear that...

Maybe things'll change here...

[2nd_spider]

Well, I've got a steady paying job, at least. And no one's tried to REALLY kill me yet. So that's new.

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So. Ah. Hm.

[quietnitece71]

*chuckles* I believe the phrase is "the ball is in your court".

...if it'll make things better, I'll pay.