Still sick in bed, and I would just like to say... that awkward moment when you realise that you've seen your MP's nipples is not a good one. Even if your MP is reasonably attractive.
...um, was this a pleasant nipple sighting, thus making the situation awkward or an unpleasant one, making this both awkward and disgusting. So, I'll cover all my bases and say
My MP takes his shirt off a lot. He also called a guy a 'piece of shit' in the House of Commons. I'm not a member of his party, but my MP is kinda badass.
This was the scenario under which I saw his nipples. At least he's in good shape- I've also seen my Prime Minister's nipples, because BEACH PHOTOSHOOT WHY WHY WHY WHY. It was deeply traumatising for us all.
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This was the scenario under which I saw his nipples. At least he's in good shape- I've also seen my Prime Minister's nipples, because BEACH PHOTOSHOOT WHY WHY WHY WHY. It was deeply traumatising for us all.
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