[adstringendum / offline / for Jack]

[quietandgeeky]

[Tosh wakes up slowly; the first thing she really notices is that there's another person in bed with her - and while she doesn't actually remember anything about going to bed with someone else, it's been cold enough lately that she's perfectly content to burrow against whoever it is for warmth

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[jackedthename]

[Jack is awake, as per usual, and gives 'Ianto' a slightly confused blink.]

What, bad dream?

[quietandgeeky]

Jack- I-- [Hold on, Tosh is just going to peek under the blankets. Then she looks up again, clearly embarrassed.] I'm Tosh.

[jackedthename]

...Oh, well, this is gonna be fun.

[quietandgeeky]

[Tosh is probably going to spend a lot of time blushing. Like right now.] This is going to be awkward, Jack. [Did someone say spontaneous embarrassing reactions to being in bed with (presumably) naked!Jack?]

[jackedthename]

[Oh, please, she's seen him naked before. Quite a few times, probably.] Who says it has to be?

[quietandgeeky]

[Okay, she's the one who goes through the Hub's security footage, but that's not quite the point.] Er. [she squirms uncomfortably] My body, apparently. By which I mean Ianto's body.

[jackedthename]

...Well, that problem's solved easily enough. [There's a slow grin.]

[quietandgeeky]

I. Uh. [All her blood is in one of two places right now, and it's making it hard to think, but Tosh is pretty sure she ought to shoot herself for even considering this for a moment.] I'm not terribly certain Ianto would appreciate that?

[jackedthename]

It'd certainly make his body more comfortable when he and you switch back.

[quietandgeeky]

[Rolling her eyes at Jack] I don't know how long these body swaps have been lasting, but I'm pretty sure most erections don't last as long.

[Strangely, the thought of just dealing with it herself hasn't occurred to Tosh yet.]

[jackedthename]

...So take care of it yourself. [Not that Jack is making any move to get out of bed or anything.]

[quietandgeeky]

[Bluuuuush] I - I'm not sure that's appropriate. I mean, I don't know if I want to feel up Ianto.

[jackedthename]

Well, I do.