Comments | quiet_smarts: I'm a working girl now....

_harm_kendall_ in quiet_smarts

I'm a working girl now....

Mar 15, 2005 15:55

Oh my gosh, I'm like actually working here! I have like the coolest job in the world. I work for team evil...or is it good...I'm not sure, but I mean they have this like no drinking human blood policy which I think is stupid but then again this is Angel and company we're talking about here.

( Dis-Harmony )

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_wes_pryce_ March 15 2005, 21:36:00 UTC

What...what in earth is that smell here? It's extremely sharp and very horrid. Ah, I see what it is. Nail polish. Harmony has been very busy again and yet found time to polish her nails. Dear god, there are days that I wonder why in the blazes I hired that girl. But then I see the look on Angel's face when she breezes in and I remember again. Yes, even a highly intelligent watcher can be five at times. Rare, but it happens ( ... )

_harm_kendall_ March 15 2005, 21:50:42 UTC

"Hey, I might be a vampire but that I can't help. I think my complexion is quite nice thank you." I smirked at him in a cheerful tone. "You on the other hand mister so need to get out more. You Brit types are all the same. Drinking and studying something or another. You really need to get out more. You know, do daylight stuff. Heck, I think you'd be better if you did night time stuff too. I mean really Wes, you can't live in this office. We've already got one...and a half residents here. No vacancy mister, get out more. Live a bit ( ... )

_wes_pryce_ March 15 2005, 23:02:32 UTC

I just stare at her as though she's lost her mind. Wait, what am I thinking here. This is Harmony we're talking about. "We Brit types," I sigh, rubbing a hand over my face. "Are not all the same. That would be like saying that all air heads are the same. Which would be a lie, they're really not *all* blond you know." Just this one ( ... )

_harm_kendall_ March 15 2005, 23:37:53 UTC

Blah, blah, blah. Geeze ( ... )

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_wes_pryce_ March 20 2005, 14:10:41 UTC

Blankly I stared at the rag she just tossed on the tray. The one she used to wipe the blood off her hands with. Now, I've worked for a vampire for a very long time now, and I can take the sight of blood, of them drinking blood. But tossing a bloodied rag on the tray where my supposed meal is standing? That's not very appetizing ( ... )

_harm_kendall_ March 29 2005, 03:15:44 UTC

Stop saying stuff...huh? I mean isn't everything stuff? That leaves me with what? Nothing to talk about. Oh hell, if I couldn't talk I'd surely die...again ( ... )

_wes_pryce_ March 29 2005, 06:44:43 UTC

Making a noise in the back of my throat, I glance at her over my shoulder. Habit. I'll just bet it is. Just as much as it is a habit for Spike to annoy the living daylights out of Angel. Or is that dead daylights? Considering they're both dead? Dear god, I've only spend what? Five minutes with Harmony and my mind already conjures up the most bizarre things ( ... )

_harm_kendall_ April 2 2005, 03:57:00 UTC

You know, Wesley is a real mood killer. He just gets into a funk and drags you down with him. Damnit, now I'm all depresso and shit. I so don't like this. Ugh. No, I hate it. Stupid mortal ex watcher. He's gonna give me worry lines ( ... )

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watcher_pryce July 3 2005, 09:45:33 UTC

"Chill? What kind of a word is chill ( ... )

_harm_kendall_ July 24 2005, 17:54:20 UTC

"You are so over stressed you're not even in the loop anymore Wes, you need to rest and then come back all refreshed and everything. You'll feel better." I tried to fix the papers on his desk but again, he was in my way. Stupid brit! And I'm wondering why they won't allow biting and thrall in the office anymore, I mean really. It would make life so much easier ( ... )

watcher_pryce July 25 2005, 05:52:52 UTC

What is she doing? What the bloody hell is she doing? In my office? And what does she mean ‘taking one for the team’. As though I’m that horrible. Thank you very much Harmony. Raising my eyebrow I glance at her and blink. She seems to be under the impression I’m in desperate need of something. As if all men are the same.

“You can leave your heels on,” I say, my voice dropping in temperature. “In fact you can pick up your belt as well and get dressed. I’m not at al pleased by this sort of behaviour. Do you this often?” Does she? I rather hope not. She doesn’t seem to know better, but whomever is on the other side should. I might have to hit some people if it turns out she did.

“You’re lucky I’m not pushing for sexual assault charges, Harmony. What were you thinking?” Shaking my head, I round my desk and pick up the belt still laying on the floor, handing it to her. “Close your mouth, you’re catching flies. Now…about the work that needs to be done around here now that *everyone * seems to have gone, as you Americans say, MIA?”

_harm_kendall_ July 29 2005, 19:26:52 UTC

"For the record I don't do an-" I stop and look over at him, I could swear if he was a cartoon he'd have smoke coming out of his ears and his eyes would be red or something ( ... )

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