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Apr 30, 2006 16:11


Ten Top Trivia Tips about Skippy!
  1. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Skippy.
  2. You should always open Skippy at least an hour before drinking him!
  3. All of the roles in Shakespeare's plays - including the female roles - were originally played by Skippy.
  4. White chocolate isn't technically chocolate, because it doesn't contain Skippy.
  5. Birds do not sleep in Skippy, though they may rest in him from time to time.
  6. If you kiss Skippy for one minute you will burn six or seven calories.
  7. Skippy is the smallest of Jupiter's many moons!
  8. Ancient Chinese artists would never paint pictures of Skippy.
  9. If you drop Skippy from more than three metres above ground level, he will always land feet-first.
  10. Bees visit over three million flowers to make a single kilogram of Skippy!

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