fic: Ends the Same Way Every Time
Title: Ends the Same Way Every Time
Characters/Pairings: Gen (ensemble) with references to Peter/Simone, one sided Peter/Claire, and maybe Peter/Claude if you squint
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: If you've watched season 1, you're good.
Summary: Peter's life in season 1 as a series of FML moments.
A/N: I had this idea and then got egged on by people (you know who you are) to actually turn it into something. So here you have it, Peter and his FML moments. Totally meant to be humorous! I might do this for seasons 2 and 3 but I haven't decided yet.
I graduated from nursing school and my parents throw me a party. My brother got into a car accident that very night and my sister in law is paralyzed from the waist down. A few days later, my dad dies of a heart attack. FML
I believe I can fly. I told my brother, Nathan, and he thought I was crazy. Then we got news about our mom getting arrested for shoplifting and I was forgotten about. FML
I wanted to prove to Nathan that I can fly. So I jumped off a building. Nathan flew to rescue me but he dropped me and I fell anyway. FML
I tried to prove once again that I really can fly and it worked! My brother and I bonded but then at a public event, he made a speech and denounced me, calling me suicidal and depressed. FML
Save the cheerleader, save the world? I'm just a nurse! FML
I had to work with a druggie artist, Isaac, that can paint the future. Oh, he's also my new girlfriend's, Simone's, ex. FML
We painted something together. There's a cheerleader with the top of her head missing. I'm supposed to save her? I don't even know where she lives! FML
We tried to line up the paintings so I can find out more about this girl. Everything looked like a comic book page, cool! But the last panel was missing and Simone said she had sold it to some guy. FML
I found the cheerleader in Texas. We also ran into her would be killer and he and I fought. I think I won but he disappeared. I know I broke some bones but my body started healing itself?! The cops came and they arrested me because they thought I was the killer when they saw the blood but no wounds. FML
The cheerleader and her dad visited me in jail. She's the one I got the regeneration power from. She's attractive but she's still in high school. FML
I had a dream that I was a bomb and I blew up New York City. It's all my fault...The explosion. It's me. FML
Apparently, I was in a coma for 2 weeks. FML
I ran out of the hospital and I tried to make plans to head out to Nevada. Then I saw a bearded man from my dreams. But he told me I shouldn't be able to see him because he's invisible and nobody can see him. FML
The bearded guy, Claude, decided to help me. First lesson? Holding on to an ability. He stole a lady's purse and handed it to me and disappeared. I became visible in broad daylight and the lady turned around and saw me holding her purse. FML
Claude pushed me off a building, trying to get me to fly. Instead, I fell and crashed into a cab 30 stories below. FML
Claude and I somehow got shot at with darts even though we were invisible. We barely escaped but Claude got angry at me and punched me in my face! He said something about knowing "they" were after him. Who is this "they"?! He left me after that. FML.
I went to go talk to Isaac because I know the jerk is responsible for Claude leaving me. He somehow had a gun and started shooting at me and so, I turned invisible. Then Simone walked in and she got shot instead and died in my arms. FML
Isaac tried to kill me again after I said I couldn't do anything to help Simone. FML
I went to go visit Mohinder, who I met weeks ago. But there was a chair blocking the way, the place was dark, and I discovered him bloody and on the ceiling. Then I get attacked by the killer I fought in Texas. FML
The killer, Sylar, tried to saw my head open but it didn't work. He did cut a chunk of my hair off though! My poor hair. FML
When I tried to escape from Mohinder's apartment, I got stabbed in the head with a piece of glass and I blacked out. Ended up back at my mom's house somehow and the cute cheerleader, Claire, is there! Turns out she's Nathan's illegitimate daughter and therefore, my niece. FML
Claire told me about this radioactive man, Ted, and then we later ran into him. I absorbed his power and started to glow and I had trouble controlling it. FML
I talked to Ted and convinced him we both need to leave New York before either one of us blew up the city. But then I heard Sylar's thoughts in my head and all of a sudden, FBI agents rushed us and arrested Ted. FML
Claire and I got stuck in traffic when we were trying to leave and it turns out the reason was an overturned FBI van with Ted's body inside. His head was sliced open...meaning Sylar got his power. Claire said I have to stop him. How am I supposed to stop him? He nearly killed me last time. FML
I tried to be the hero and punch Sylar out. But my hands started glowing and I couldn't stop it. I almost blew up New York City. Nathan rescued me at the last minute and we flew into the sky. But I still exploded anyway. FML
Characters/Pairings: Gen (ensemble) with references to Peter/Simone, one sided Peter/Claire, and maybe Peter/Claude if you squint
Rating: PG-13
Spoilers: If you've watched season 1, you're good.
Summary: Peter's life in season 1 as a series of FML moments.
A/N: I had this idea and then got egged on by people (you know who you are) to actually turn it into something. So here you have it, Peter and his FML moments. Totally meant to be humorous! I might do this for seasons 2 and 3 but I haven't decided yet.
I graduated from nursing school and my parents throw me a party. My brother got into a car accident that very night and my sister in law is paralyzed from the waist down. A few days later, my dad dies of a heart attack. FML
I believe I can fly. I told my brother, Nathan, and he thought I was crazy. Then we got news about our mom getting arrested for shoplifting and I was forgotten about. FML
I wanted to prove to Nathan that I can fly. So I jumped off a building. Nathan flew to rescue me but he dropped me and I fell anyway. FML
I tried to prove once again that I really can fly and it worked! My brother and I bonded but then at a public event, he made a speech and denounced me, calling me suicidal and depressed. FML
Save the cheerleader, save the world? I'm just a nurse! FML
I had to work with a druggie artist, Isaac, that can paint the future. Oh, he's also my new girlfriend's, Simone's, ex. FML
We painted something together. There's a cheerleader with the top of her head missing. I'm supposed to save her? I don't even know where she lives! FML
We tried to line up the paintings so I can find out more about this girl. Everything looked like a comic book page, cool! But the last panel was missing and Simone said she had sold it to some guy. FML
I found the cheerleader in Texas. We also ran into her would be killer and he and I fought. I think I won but he disappeared. I know I broke some bones but my body started healing itself?! The cops came and they arrested me because they thought I was the killer when they saw the blood but no wounds. FML
The cheerleader and her dad visited me in jail. She's the one I got the regeneration power from. She's attractive but she's still in high school. FML
I had a dream that I was a bomb and I blew up New York City. It's all my fault...The explosion. It's me. FML
Apparently, I was in a coma for 2 weeks. FML
I ran out of the hospital and I tried to make plans to head out to Nevada. Then I saw a bearded man from my dreams. But he told me I shouldn't be able to see him because he's invisible and nobody can see him. FML
The bearded guy, Claude, decided to help me. First lesson? Holding on to an ability. He stole a lady's purse and handed it to me and disappeared. I became visible in broad daylight and the lady turned around and saw me holding her purse. FML
Claude pushed me off a building, trying to get me to fly. Instead, I fell and crashed into a cab 30 stories below. FML
Claude and I somehow got shot at with darts even though we were invisible. We barely escaped but Claude got angry at me and punched me in my face! He said something about knowing "they" were after him. Who is this "they"?! He left me after that. FML.
I went to go talk to Isaac because I know the jerk is responsible for Claude leaving me. He somehow had a gun and started shooting at me and so, I turned invisible. Then Simone walked in and she got shot instead and died in my arms. FML
Isaac tried to kill me again after I said I couldn't do anything to help Simone. FML
I went to go visit Mohinder, who I met weeks ago. But there was a chair blocking the way, the place was dark, and I discovered him bloody and on the ceiling. Then I get attacked by the killer I fought in Texas. FML
The killer, Sylar, tried to saw my head open but it didn't work. He did cut a chunk of my hair off though! My poor hair. FML
When I tried to escape from Mohinder's apartment, I got stabbed in the head with a piece of glass and I blacked out. Ended up back at my mom's house somehow and the cute cheerleader, Claire, is there! Turns out she's Nathan's illegitimate daughter and therefore, my niece. FML
Claire told me about this radioactive man, Ted, and then we later ran into him. I absorbed his power and started to glow and I had trouble controlling it. FML
I talked to Ted and convinced him we both need to leave New York before either one of us blew up the city. But then I heard Sylar's thoughts in my head and all of a sudden, FBI agents rushed us and arrested Ted. FML
Claire and I got stuck in traffic when we were trying to leave and it turns out the reason was an overturned FBI van with Ted's body inside. His head was sliced open...meaning Sylar got his power. Claire said I have to stop him. How am I supposed to stop him? He nearly killed me last time. FML
I tried to be the hero and punch Sylar out. But my hands started glowing and I couldn't stop it. I almost blew up New York City. Nathan rescued me at the last minute and we flew into the sky. But I still exploded anyway. FML