Arguing with the mechanical chicken

[quiet_dignitea]

Nineteen days ago, I wrote to Steppenwolf Theatre to find out what's going on with my play.

I have seven e-mails this morning . . . National Science Foundation, Victoria's Secret, National Science Foundation, National Science Foundation, Land's End, Levenger, Library of Congress, baked beans and Spam.

Where are you, Steppenwolf? I'm waiting!