The "Politically Correct" Seasons Greeting :)
My annual catch all greetings. Found many years ago on the Internet, corrected/enhanced by fraerie last year, and now passed on again :)
Enjoy :)
GREETINGS
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the southern hemisphere summer
solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make Australia great, (not to imply that
Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AUSTRALIA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation or choice
of computer platform and operating system of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
The greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others.
It is void where prohibited by law, and
It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected with the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
Disclaimer:
The colour blue has not intentionally been omitted from this season. Blue
has never applied for recognition as an official colour of this particular
holiday observance and I neither oppose nor endorse the use of the colour
blue.
Enjoy :)
GREETINGS
Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,
non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the southern hemisphere summer
solstice, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious
persuasion of your choice, or secular practice of your choice, with respect
for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their
choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. And a
fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated
recognition of the generally accepted calendar year 2006, but not without
due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose
contributions to society have helped make Australia great, (not to imply that
Australia is necessarily greater than any other country or is the only
"AUSTRALIA" in the western hemisphere), and without regard to the race,
creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, sexual orientation or choice
of computer platform and operating system of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms:
The greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal.
It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting.
It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the
wishes for her/himself or others.
It is void where prohibited by law, and
It is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.
This wish is warranted to perform as expected with the usual application
of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a
subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited
to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion
of the wisher.
Disclaimer:
The colour blue has not intentionally been omitted from this season. Blue
has never applied for recognition as an official colour of this particular
holiday observance and I neither oppose nor endorse the use of the colour
blue.