001 - [Voice]
Uh. Yeah, so.
Here's the deal: If you guys have made the slightest research about me, you should know by now that I don't go well with scientists. I've had enough of being imprisoned and I sure as hell am not about to become the target to someone's experiments. Again.
This thing you put in me? Better come back out, and fast. I'm not used to sitting around and walking at the same speed as everyone else, and - guess what - I have zero intentions of changing that. It's like telling me to walk without my legs.
You're lucky if I don't blow this crap up the moment I get them back. So start working on it, right now.
As if being thrown into some screwed up version of whatever the f&%# of a reality this is wasn't enough.
I'm gonna go nuts. I just know it.
[he's about to turn off the recording, but decides to add this a few seconds later]
... Anybody out there?
((ooc: all replies will be voice unless stated otherwise. alsoexcusemeforanypossiblefail.))
Here's the deal: If you guys have made the slightest research about me, you should know by now that I don't go well with scientists. I've had enough of being imprisoned and I sure as hell am not about to become the target to someone's experiments. Again.
This thing you put in me? Better come back out, and fast. I'm not used to sitting around and walking at the same speed as everyone else, and - guess what - I have zero intentions of changing that. It's like telling me to walk without my legs.
You're lucky if I don't blow this crap up the moment I get them back. So start working on it, right now.
As if being thrown into some screwed up version of whatever the f&%# of a reality this is wasn't enough.
I'm gonna go nuts. I just know it.
[he's about to turn off the recording, but decides to add this a few seconds later]
... Anybody out there?
((ooc: all replies will be voice unless stated otherwise. alsoexcusemeforanypossiblefail.))