...since
maichan was brave enough to post her version, here's mine. A GISHWHES 'fill' that required a romance book cover featuring Misha and the Queen of England. You should REALLY check out
Maichan's, though. She nailed it.
My team, the Eager Underachievers, is even writing a fic to go along, and it's beyond funny. I'M SO SORRY, YOUR ROYAL HIGHNESS! We Americans are incorrigible.