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Feb 12, 2004 19:09

On Febuary 12, 2004 the betta fish Zuel
died suddenly will swimming in his tank.
He was found lifeless on the smooth rocks
that carpet the bottom of his tank by his
owner at about 6:30 PM. An autopsy
revealed that he was actually fecal matter.
He is outlived by his brother Vits Clortho,
his distant celebrity cousin Nammu, his
'personal Jesus Christ' Inigo, and of course
his pimp Carl who is suspect of killing Zuel
with mind bullets. Thats telekenisis Carl!
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