Dec 08, 2010 18:08
[The video opens with...a blurry screen. It looks like somebody has fogged up the 'Gear's lens or spritzed it with water. THEN ALL GOES BLACK and lots of annoying creaky plastic sounds assault your ears. When the picture clears, all is revealed!
It's day time. People are playing in the snow and laughing on the other side of the Violet cafe windows. BUT ALL IS NOT WELL IN THIS WINTER WONDERLAND.
Have a very...unhappy looking Jack squinting at you. His nose has gone red, his eyes are puffy, and his hair looks like he's been attacked by a rabid pikachu. He is wearing no less than three sweaters and they are all fugly. The Pumpkin King has caught his very first cold. D'awww. ]
Hhhkhhg--I'll give-- I'll give anyone who brings me some cold medicine one of my potions. Or lunch. And my undying appreciation. I'll name my next Pokemon after you this is dreadful!
O-oh before I fhhggorget! Minni Mouse! I have your Christmas gift!
There was something else but I forgo'd what I was talking about--
[The screen is suddenly covered by an explosive sneeze. Classy.]
violet,
ic,
old snake,
video,
minnie mouse,
jack is a weenie,
shelly,
phoenix,
sawada,
heather,
sora,
edgeworth,
what's this?