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37 days till Halloween [video] [action]

Dec 05, 2011 14:49

[Who missed having a screen-ful of cheerful old guy face?]

[Anyone?]

Hello, everyone! It's been a while, hasn't it? Would you believe me if I said I lost my gear in the sofa cushions?

...because I did.ANYHOW who's ready for Christmas? Me. I am. I am ready for Christmas. Do you suppose Sandyclaws will come back? He left me a Houndour egg last ( Read more... )

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[video] darkenedgales December 5 2011, 23:00:17 UTC

[HELLO JACK, it's been a while! This is Crow, whose right arm is still in a sling, but that doesn't seem to concern him.]

Christmas, huh? Not just yet, but I should be ready soon!

... Who the hell's "Sandyclaws", though?

[video] quickattackjack December 5 2011, 23:02:53 UTC

[It's Crooooow it's Crow it's Crow Jack hasn't seen you in FOREVER--what did you do to yourself.]

[Jack's huge doofy grin dies instantly.]

What's happened to your arm?

[SANDYCLAWS WILL HAVE TO WAIT.]

[video] darkenedgales December 5 2011, 23:29:13 UTC

[The same thing he does all the time -- GOT HIMSELF INTO TROUBLE.]

Hm? This? 'S nothing! Just, uh, got into a fight with several terrorists that hijacked the train. You know how that goes!

[He laughs sheepishly. SHIT HAPPENS, MAN.]

[video] quickattackjack December 5 2011, 23:30:55 UTC

O-oh. It looks like you...had a more eventful month than I have.

[8I;;; ALL HE DID WAS TEACH HIS HOUNDOUR HOW TO SIT UP AND ROLL OVER.]

Ha ha yeah. Those...trains and those terrorists. What are you gonna do?

[LIKE IT AINT NO THANG.]

[video] darkenedgales December 5 2011, 23:40:00 UTC

You have no idea.

[HE'S JUST GLAD NOVEMBER'S OVER WITH.]

Beating 'em up is always an option! [THUMBS UP with his healthy hand.]

But back to the point. What was it 'bout "Sand Claws"? That's some kinda Ground-type attack or something?

[video] quickattackjack December 6 2011, 00:17:13 UTC

No, no, Sandyclaws is a person. He delivers gifts on Christmas to the children. And everyone else I suppose. I got a pokemon egg last year. He's a good man.

[video] darkenedgales December 6 2011, 08:05:52 UTC

... [Uh huh. RIIIIGHT.]

You sure you didn't mean "Santa Claus"?

[video] quickattackjack December 6 2011, 12:14:42 UTC

That's what I said! Sandy claws.

[Gosh, Crow, pay attention!]

[video] darkenedgales December 6 2011, 20:46:13 UTC

Santa Claus! S-A-N-T-A C-L-A-U-S! It's got nothing to do with either sand or claws!

[No Jack, YOU PAY ATTENTION.]

[video] quickattackjack December 7 2011, 06:23:46 UTC

I know he doesn't have claws, I've met the man!

[video] darkenedgales December 7 2011, 07:15:11 UTC

'S not the point! His name is--

... Wait a sec, what the hell do you mean, "you've met him"?

[video] quickattackjack December 7 2011, 08:08:56 UTC

[If he wasn't holding the 'gear with one hand, he'd fold his arms.]

I mean what I say. I've met the man.

[video] darkenedgales December 7 2011, 08:19:59 UTC

[If he wasn't holding the 'Gear with his only movable hand, he'd facepalm.]

... I hate to break it to ya, but he doesn't exist.

[video] quickattackjack December 7 2011, 08:24:42 UTC

I'm fairly sure he does, Crow. At least where I'm from. I don't know anyone else that owns flying deer.

[Jack never found the pieces of the ones that got shot down. It made him sad.]

[video] darkenedgales December 7 2011, 08:47:16 UTC

... Santa Clause exists in your world? For real?

[Somehow, that's weirder than being friends with a talking skeleton.]

[video] quickattackjack December 7 2011, 09:08:40 UTC

[The dead man tilts his head.]

Yes?

[JACK DOESN'T SEE THE PROBLEM HERE.]

He's a very forgiving soul. Good man, that Sandyclaws. And I'll tell you one thing, someone put a Houndour egg in my backpack last year. Puppies for Christmas? Textbook.

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