Scandal!
Mother chArms quills to squirt ink at son! The diligent student at Hogwarts must write "prOperly" or the quill turns and fires ink at the son's facE!
When asked for a comment, the mother said disparAging remarks about the son's marks.
The son replied "if i have a child I will never force him to write with correct gram mar if he does nOt want to."
In other news, I have scrolls of re search on vampires, cannibals, and other instances of human consumption
by hu mans and i do not know why.
Excuse me, but I must washmy face now.
When asked for a comment, the mother said disparAging remarks about the son's marks.
The son replied "if i have a child I will never force him to write with correct gram mar if he does nOt want to."
In other news, I have scrolls of re search on vampires, cannibals, and other instances of human consumption
by hu mans and i do not know why.
Excuse me, but I must washmy face now.