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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In October I gave lyin_in_traffic a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In April I broke lime_warbler's X-Box (-12 points). In February I put gum in longdong's hair (-12 points). Last Sunday _ich_bin_sie_ and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lil_elf (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5079 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
qui-ti
Oh my freaking goddess! That's disturbing. T_T