Chapter 1

Mar 12, 2005 17:30

Alright i'm going to start writing my book soooooooooooo fuckin omg.. there are alot request for it so her goes the first chapter.. (I'm not proof reading this.)

This is the First Chapter

Omg! so goddamn lazy right now Jesus Christ, you are currently reading the first chapter of my book " The man, The myth, Made Clear by me Allan G. Latty. The mythological story began when I first realised how much of a bad ass I am and how much better I am not only at life but at everything, than anyone else in the world(Yes i really believe that). As i went through my day by day life it came to me that i was just simply too good for this world and it would be better if i concealed myself from everyone else and went to live in a dark area where my greatest would grow and be kept hidden from everyone who wishes to feed upon the sweet nectar og my greatness. This book is being written as a way to allow the reader to make a feeble attempt to understand the true extent of a great being. With my stylish and strong character i am able to talk my around most things while still keeping bit of innocense. Alright so here's the real low down on what more the half of this book is going to be about, !me not caring!(Spanish Style).Seriously i have passed all stages of caring about anything that takes more the one ounce of effort, seriously highschool is BS and i dont care about thing that takes place there. As a matter of fact college is going to pointless too just the same stupid shit everyday. Every single person is the same and act the exact same no difference people claim personally but there is absolutely no difference. From the hottest to the ugliest exact same.
Everyone is dumb always complaining about the same stupid shit always the same. The complaint never changes and the same stupid issue presents itself over and over again. The only way to solve this issue is by sitting there and shutting the fuck up, serious if more people would observe instead of opening these damn mouth then they will enjoy life almost as much as do, life is much easier when u dont run things down. Everyone is the exact same there is no cool or lame/loser/dork think about it if someone he a dork then they will be friends with other dorks making them popular to that group and if someone is "cool" then they will be friends with other cool people making them popular to those people. Think about if everyone just shut the fuck up and just kinda go with what's taking place then they will be able to experience life on another level. Instead of getting stressed about any situation just say this " your not going to die from it" and "will it matter 1 year from now" definately not.
I seriously think i'm an alien because i am able to understand this simple concept, if "you" were able to understand the concept behind "just go with it" then your life would be 100 times better, it's a better high than heroin. Understanding this concept will not only relieve you of all your stress but also your anger. People who say they have an anger problem are fuckin stupid and i'm tired of hearing it, they usually get mad about the stupiest shit. When someone gets angry they are taking their emmotion to an
!unnesessary! level. People who get into fights are dumbest/stupiest/lamest/ect... people alive, it's just not nesessary to get that angry about any situation. "Let it the fuck go" seriously your not winning a medal or anything worth fighting for.
This concludes the first chapter of my book if you feel mad or angry about anything written reread and think about what was written. You should feel honored to be touched by the words of a "god....."
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