wow this is great.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, quetzal_pretzel sent to me...
Twelve peacocks drumming
Eleven birds piping
Ten chorus a-leaping
Nine beagles drawing
Eight simpsons a-singing
Seven candles a-swimming
Six hugs a-reading
Five gu-u-u-ummy worms
Four star wars
Three himalayan cats
Two padded rooms
...and a tea in a merry.
I like the padded rooms part and the himalayan cats one :D