Memes from everyone on my flist
Before you click the cut for the questions, pick twelve characters. And then click the cut and answer the questions...
1. Nick Stokes
2. John Sheppard
3. Greg Sanders
4. Martin Fitzgerald
5. Danny Messer
6. Rodney McKay
7. Danny Taylor
8. Lucius Vorenus
9. Aziraphale
10. Titus Pullo
11. Don Flack
12. Teyla Emmagen
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rodney/Flack? I don't think such a thing exists. Though it would be fun to see how long Rodney could call Flack an idiot before Flack just punched him in the face.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Martin is very hot, but only when he isn't on drugs, or you know, dying.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hahaha. If Teyla got Vorenus pregnant? Well, Teyla would get yelled at by Rodney for messing with the timelines and Vorenus would be dumbfounded, he has absolutely no idea what to do with a child.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Aziraphale. Yes, there are many, but this is one I love, short, but absolutely true to the characters: And when he falls by Torch (flambeau).
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Now, this is a headscratcher.../sarcasm. Yes, they absolutely would. John really kind of likes Rodney's Rodneyness, and Rodney's smart enough to see through all of John's facades. They get each other, even if they'll never admit it, or kick and scream that they don't.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Oh goodness. Danny Messer and Pullo would be bloody and hot and awesome, they'd be feral together, but I think I'd be more interested in Danny and Aziraphale. The poor angel would probably be corrupted just by standing next to him.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Danny Taylor walked in on John and Teyla? Sweatiness would ensue...well, continue ensuing. John and Teyla would be at it in the gym, Teyla on top of course, because she likes it rough. Danny would be intriuged, of course, and strip down to join in. He'd start with Teyla, licking and biting at her neck and shoulders, all the while petting John, trailing his fingers along his thighs, using his just the tips of his nails to make John gasp. When Teyla got close he would rub her clit and run his teeth along her spine. And when Teyla was done shuddering through her orgasm, she'd roll off John and Danny would dip down and take him in his mouth, tasting Teyla and John, sucking John's cock until John comes with a stuttered moan.
John would pull Danny up for a kiss then, sloppy and without finesse but good just the same. Then, Teyla would turn John on his side to let Danny fuck him while she kisses John and plays with his nipples, runs her fingers along his chest and stomach. Danny would fuck John slow at first and John's breath would come in little gasps, breaking his kisses with Teyla. Danny would continue to go slowly until John began to grow hard again. Then Teyla would stroke John while Danny thrust harder and deeper until John comes for the second time. John, noticing the look in Teyla's eyes would slip his hand down between her legs, slick again with fresh arousal and she and Danny would come at nearly the same time, crying out with wordless gasps.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Pullo/Greg AU. On the run from moneylenders and himself, Pullo retreats into the care of a brothel-owning friend, Greg. Or something else that involves Greg as eyeliner-wearing Roman sex slave.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nick Stokes/Lucius Vorenus? No, but it could totally be written. They both need to be cuddled like whoa.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hmmm, Danny Taylor/Teyla...probably something along the lines of Of Restless Nights, because they're both hurting pretty badly and won't let the world see it.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Martin to deflower Nick? Oh my. Well, it would have to be AU (or pre-series), and Nick is travelling with his father to DC, for some fundraising events and other boring things, and at one of the parties, Nick runs into Martin, who is also being insanely bored by the networking events. They strike up a conversation and possibly drunkenly make out (in a side room of course). The rest of the week, they keep running into each other, until the last night Nick's there and they sneak out of the party together and go back to Nick's hotel room for very hot sex (wherein Nick learns the pleasures of receiving a rim job and Martin learns that yes, everything really is bigger in Texas).
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Danny Taylor slash? I'd say a good half of my flist reads it.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
A good amount of my flist probably reads Greg het, because I know a lot of them are into Greg/Sara even if they don't write it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
geekwriter143, lblikesbagels and scarletts_awry have all written Flack, though there absolutely isn't enough out there (which is a hint to myself to write more).
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
John/Martin/Danny Messer...Excuse me a minute while I just go faint in the corner...So, yes, there are several people on my flist *eyes OT7* who would write this in a heartbeat.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Pullo would yell, "Fuck!" of course.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Vorenus, I'd want to write one to Crosses by Jose Gonzales. Oh yes.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Nick/Rodney/Teyla. Warning: This story contains bondage, aliens and quantum physics. Not for the faint of heart.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
John picking up Pullo: "So...these orgies I've heard so much about...you wouldn't happen to know where they are, would you?" And then Pullo, never one to turn down a good fuck, would show John personally.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Danny Messer. Today, as I think I'd count geekwriter143's answer to #7 as one.
And the same thing for your favorite TV shows
1. CSI
2. Stargate: Atlantis
3. Without a Trace
4. Veronica Mars
5. CSI: NY
6. Rome
1. Who is your favorite character from #2?
I am such a John fangirl, it's insane. Sure, Rodney is amazing and has an awesome ass, but John is just noble and broken and a ginormous dork.
2. Who is your least favorite character from #4?
I guess Meg. I never quite got her the way I got all the other characters. (besides, how can anyone not love Lamb?)
3. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?
Heh. _mausi already knows this. But it would include Greg going to NYC to visit his aunt and ending up running into (literally) Danny. A week of steamy sex and shop talk ensues and then they go their separate ways, each a little bit more sure that what they need is already right in front of them.
4. Who is your favorite ship from #6?
On Rome, Pullo/Vorenus, i.e. the slashiest couple to ever talk about the clitoris. Though, I have a fondness for Octavia/Servillia and Marc Antony/Brutus and Octavian/Anyone Ever.
5. If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 on a blind date, who would they be?
If such a thing were possible, I think I'd like Sam and Octavia to go out. If anything Sam could teach Octavia how to have a backbone and shoot a gun (if such a thing were possible).
6. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?
My brain is awash in the possibilities. Do I hang out with Veronica and help her solve crimes? Do I help Lamb with his workout routine and hit him on the head when he acts stupid? Or pick Logan and have crazy sex in a bathroom somewhere and then again later in his car? Or have a movie marathon with Mac? Damn you, Veronica Mars.
7. If you could change one thing about #2's plotline, what would you change?
I'd have a few more morality discussions about what the hell they're doing with the Wraith. Where is the voice of reason? I want Elizabeth's 21st century hippy utopian dreams to make an appearance (even if only to get squashed). Are there no cultural relativists (I imagine not in the science department as Rodney would have strung them up long ago)? Let's acknowledge what a huge mistake the expedition is in the middle of making.
8. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic)from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them.
I love the Mac/Stella dynamic. It's a lot like the Grissom/Catherine dynamic, except it's much younger. Their bonds are still forming and they share a lot of really nice intimate moments without being over the top about it.
9. If the lead title characters(first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
Grissom or Jack? Jack had better be able to save himself. Grissom strikes me as the type who never learned how to swim because it never crossed his mind that at one point he might be near a large body of water. I'd take Grissom.
10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose?
I like the way Veronica Mars has it now, though I guess I'd move Keith up to the beginning with Veronica and Wallace.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like and what would their role be?
For Rome? Somebody's gay male lover. Because while we have canon lesbians, there have yet to be canon gay men and that would make my YEAR.
12. What happens in your favorite episode of show #2?
Oh, like I could pick a favorite. Nominee's include the one where there's two heads in one body, the ones where Kolya takes over, the one where the jumper really is a submersible or the one where they blow up almost a whole solar system.
13. If you could kill off one of the characters of #1, who would it be and how would you do it?
I'm inclined to agree with geekwriter143 on this one and kill off Catherine. Though I might chose Tina for nightbite, but I have a feeling there's an exit already waiting for her.
14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose?
You mean I have to choose between which Danny I'll faint/drool/orgasm over? I don't know if I can manage that.
15. So, I saved the best question for last. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
I would so date Octavian. His mother might verbally abuse me to death, but I'd be willing to deal.
1. Nick Stokes
2. John Sheppard
3. Greg Sanders
4. Martin Fitzgerald
5. Danny Messer
6. Rodney McKay
7. Danny Taylor
8. Lucius Vorenus
9. Aziraphale
10. Titus Pullo
11. Don Flack
12. Teyla Emmagen
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Rodney/Flack? I don't think such a thing exists. Though it would be fun to see how long Rodney could call Flack an idiot before Flack just punched him in the face.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Martin is very hot, but only when he isn't on drugs, or you know, dying.
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Hahaha. If Teyla got Vorenus pregnant? Well, Teyla would get yelled at by Rodney for messing with the timelines and Vorenus would be dumbfounded, he has absolutely no idea what to do with a child.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
Aziraphale. Yes, there are many, but this is one I love, short, but absolutely true to the characters: And when he falls by Torch (flambeau).
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Now, this is a headscratcher.../sarcasm. Yes, they absolutely would. John really kind of likes Rodney's Rodneyness, and Rodney's smart enough to see through all of John's facades. They get each other, even if they'll never admit it, or kick and scream that they don't.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Oh goodness. Danny Messer and Pullo would be bloody and hot and awesome, they'd be feral together, but I think I'd be more interested in Danny and Aziraphale. The poor angel would probably be corrupted just by standing next to him.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
If Danny Taylor walked in on John and Teyla? Sweatiness would ensue...well, continue ensuing. John and Teyla would be at it in the gym, Teyla on top of course, because she likes it rough. Danny would be intriuged, of course, and strip down to join in. He'd start with Teyla, licking and biting at her neck and shoulders, all the while petting John, trailing his fingers along his thighs, using his just the tips of his nails to make John gasp. When Teyla got close he would rub her clit and run his teeth along her spine. And when Teyla was done shuddering through her orgasm, she'd roll off John and Danny would dip down and take him in his mouth, tasting Teyla and John, sucking John's cock until John comes with a stuttered moan.
John would pull Danny up for a kiss then, sloppy and without finesse but good just the same. Then, Teyla would turn John on his side to let Danny fuck him while she kisses John and plays with his nipples, runs her fingers along his chest and stomach. Danny would fuck John slow at first and John's breath would come in little gasps, breaking his kisses with Teyla. Danny would continue to go slowly until John began to grow hard again. Then Teyla would stroke John while Danny thrust harder and deeper until John comes for the second time. John, noticing the look in Teyla's eyes would slip his hand down between her legs, slick again with fresh arousal and she and Danny would come at nearly the same time, crying out with wordless gasps.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Pullo/Greg AU. On the run from moneylenders and himself, Pullo retreats into the care of a brothel-owning friend, Greg. Or something else that involves Greg as eyeliner-wearing Roman sex slave.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Nick Stokes/Lucius Vorenus? No, but it could totally be written. They both need to be cuddled like whoa.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Hmmm, Danny Taylor/Teyla...probably something along the lines of Of Restless Nights, because they're both hurting pretty badly and won't let the world see it.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Martin to deflower Nick? Oh my. Well, it would have to be AU (or pre-series), and Nick is travelling with his father to DC, for some fundraising events and other boring things, and at one of the parties, Nick runs into Martin, who is also being insanely bored by the networking events. They strike up a conversation and possibly drunkenly make out (in a side room of course). The rest of the week, they keep running into each other, until the last night Nick's there and they sneak out of the party together and go back to Nick's hotel room for very hot sex (wherein Nick learns the pleasures of receiving a rim job and Martin learns that yes, everything really is bigger in Texas).
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Danny Taylor slash? I'd say a good half of my flist reads it.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
A good amount of my flist probably reads Greg het, because I know a lot of them are into Greg/Sara even if they don't write it.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
geekwriter143, lblikesbagels and scarletts_awry have all written Flack, though there absolutely isn't enough out there (which is a hint to myself to write more).
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
John/Martin/Danny Messer...Excuse me a minute while I just go faint in the corner...So, yes, there are several people on my flist *eyes OT7* who would write this in a heartbeat.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Pullo would yell, "Fuck!" of course.
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
For Vorenus, I'd want to write one to Crosses by Jose Gonzales. Oh yes.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Nick/Rodney/Teyla. Warning: This story contains bondage, aliens and quantum physics. Not for the faint of heart.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
John picking up Pullo: "So...these orgies I've heard so much about...you wouldn't happen to know where they are, would you?" And then Pullo, never one to turn down a good fuck, would show John personally.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Danny Messer. Today, as I think I'd count geekwriter143's answer to #7 as one.
And the same thing for your favorite TV shows
1. CSI
2. Stargate: Atlantis
3. Without a Trace
4. Veronica Mars
5. CSI: NY
6. Rome
1. Who is your favorite character from #2?
I am such a John fangirl, it's insane. Sure, Rodney is amazing and has an awesome ass, but John is just noble and broken and a ginormous dork.
2. Who is your least favorite character from #4?
I guess Meg. I never quite got her the way I got all the other characters. (besides, how can anyone not love Lamb?)
3. What would a crossover between #1 and #5 include?
Heh. _mausi already knows this. But it would include Greg going to NYC to visit his aunt and ending up running into (literally) Danny. A week of steamy sex and shop talk ensues and then they go their separate ways, each a little bit more sure that what they need is already right in front of them.
4. Who is your favorite ship from #6?
On Rome, Pullo/Vorenus, i.e. the slashiest couple to ever talk about the clitoris. Though, I have a fondness for Octavia/Servillia and Marc Antony/Brutus and Octavian/Anyone Ever.
5. If you were to set one person from #3 and one person from #6 on a blind date, who would they be?
If such a thing were possible, I think I'd like Sam and Octavia to go out. If anything Sam could teach Octavia how to have a backbone and shoot a gun (if such a thing were possible).
6. If you could meet one person from #4 and spend the day with them, who would it be, and what would you do?
My brain is awash in the possibilities. Do I hang out with Veronica and help her solve crimes? Do I help Lamb with his workout routine and hit him on the head when he acts stupid? Or pick Logan and have crazy sex in a bathroom somewhere and then again later in his car? Or have a movie marathon with Mac? Damn you, Veronica Mars.
7. If you could change one thing about #2's plotline, what would you change?
I'd have a few more morality discussions about what the hell they're doing with the Wraith. Where is the voice of reason? I want Elizabeth's 21st century hippy utopian dreams to make an appearance (even if only to get squashed). Are there no cultural relativists (I imagine not in the science department as Rodney would have strung them up long ago)? Let's acknowledge what a huge mistake the expedition is in the middle of making.
8. Explain a relationship between two people (not necessarily romantic)from show #5, and why you like the relationship between them.
I love the Mac/Stella dynamic. It's a lot like the Grissom/Catherine dynamic, except it's much younger. Their bonds are still forming and they share a lot of really nice intimate moments without being over the top about it.
9. If the lead title characters(first name in the credits) from #1 and #3 were both drowning, and you could only save one, who would it be?
Grissom or Jack? Jack had better be able to save himself. Grissom strikes me as the type who never learned how to swim because it never crossed his mind that at one point he might be near a large body of water. I'd take Grissom.
10. If you could change the title characters' order in the credits for #4, what order would you choose?
I like the way Veronica Mars has it now, though I guess I'd move Keith up to the beginning with Veronica and Wallace.
11. If you were able to add a new character, any kind of character you wanted, to the storyline for #6, what would the character be like and what would their role be?
For Rome? Somebody's gay male lover. Because while we have canon lesbians, there have yet to be canon gay men and that would make my YEAR.
12. What happens in your favorite episode of show #2?
Oh, like I could pick a favorite. Nominee's include the one where there's two heads in one body, the ones where Kolya takes over, the one where the jumper really is a submersible or the one where they blow up almost a whole solar system.
13. If you could kill off one of the characters of #1, who would it be and how would you do it?
I'm inclined to agree with geekwriter143 on this one and kill off Catherine. Though I might chose Tina for nightbite, but I have a feeling there's an exit already waiting for her.
14. If you got the chance to visit the set for either show #3 or show #5, which would you choose?
You mean I have to choose between which Danny I'll faint/drool/orgasm over? I don't know if I can manage that.
15. So, I saved the best question for last. If you could date anyone from any of these shows, which show and which person?
I would so date Octavian. His mother might verbally abuse me to death, but I'd be willing to deal.