I wasn't going to post this…

[quettalinde]

… but then I saw my version and had to.

In 2009, quettalinde resolves to...
Buy new puns.
Learn to play the wordplay.
Become a better cheese.
Find a better blackadder.
Put fifty superpowers a month into my savings account.
Backup my magic regularly.

Taken from maychorian .