smile
An amateur photographer was invited to dinner with friends
and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She
looked at the photos and commented "These are very good!
You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go
home he said "That was a really delicious meal! You must
have some very good pots."
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Father O'Grady was saying his goodbye's to the parishioners
after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary
Clancey came up to him in tears.
"What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Father O'Grady.
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary.
"Well what is it, Mary?"
"Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father."
"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary,
did he have any last requests?"
"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?"
Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the
gun...'"
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A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a
little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed
their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little
boy lots of toast.
The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a
huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to
breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest
are for your father."
;-)
and took along a few pictures to show the hostess. She
looked at the photos and commented "These are very good!
You must have a good camera."
He didn't make any comment, but, as he was leaving to go
home he said "That was a really delicious meal! You must
have some very good pots."
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Father O'Grady was saying his goodbye's to the parishioners
after his Sunday morning service as he always does when Mary
Clancey came up to him in tears.
"What's bothering you so, dear?" inquired Father O'Grady.
"Oh, father, I've got terrible news." Replied Mary.
"Well what is it, Mary?"
"Well, my husband, passed away last night, Father."
"Oh, Mary" said the father, "that's terrible. Tell me Mary,
did he have any last requests?"
"Well, yes he did father," replied Mary.
"What did he ask, Mary?"
Mary replied, "He said, 'Please, Mary, put down the
gun...'"
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A husband and wife noticed that their little boy's penis was a
little too small so they took him to the doctor. They expressed
their concerns to the doctor. The doctor said to feed the little
boy lots of toast.
The next morning, the wife gets up really early and makes a
huge stack of toast. When the little boy comes down to
breakfast, the mother says, "Take the top two slices. The rest
are for your father."
;-)