::The latest blurb by Calvin Trillin featured in The Nation::
::The latest blurb by Calvin Trillin featured in The Nation::
The President's Measured Response To Criticism Of His Secret Domestic Spying Operation
Since I am Commander in Chief,
My powers to spy or debrief
Are limitless. That's my belief.
So go somewhere else with your beef.
I'll do what I want when I want to.
Since terror is not like croquet,
The NSA does waht I say.
Despite your soft-headed dismay,
My Nanny Dick says it's OK.
I'll do what I want when I want to.
Security trumps, that's for sure.
And I get to say who's secure.
And lawas and court warrants obscure
My mission. And I will endure!
I'll do what I want when I want to.
...in other events...i'm completely addicted to Imogen Heap. it seems to happen every so often...mmm imogen heap.
The President's Measured Response To Criticism Of His Secret Domestic Spying Operation
Since I am Commander in Chief,
My powers to spy or debrief
Are limitless. That's my belief.
So go somewhere else with your beef.
I'll do what I want when I want to.
Since terror is not like croquet,
The NSA does waht I say.
Despite your soft-headed dismay,
My Nanny Dick says it's OK.
I'll do what I want when I want to.
Security trumps, that's for sure.
And I get to say who's secure.
And lawas and court warrants obscure
My mission. And I will endure!
I'll do what I want when I want to.
...in other events...i'm completely addicted to Imogen Heap. it seems to happen every so often...mmm imogen heap.