My LiveJournal Sitcomquerkymania In The City (WB, 3:00):
querkymania (Boris Karloff) breaks
spyhawk (Forest Whitaker)'s old 100-meter-dash record, but nobody sees it happen. In the next town over,
kitsch_king (Vivian Hsu) draws a picture on
honk_howl_quack (Joey Lauren Adams)'s forehead. Nearby,
lucifer78 (Jason Behr) oversleeps and misses lunch with
stu4rt_j4r3d (Anne Heche). That night,
scorpio_jerm (Walter Matthau) invents a new kind of vest and gets
pup0_0 (Carrie-Anne Moss) to sell it. That same day,
harpell (Verne Troyer) hits a toothpaste with
lesyeuxouvert (Arnold Schwarzenegger)'s ottoman. TV-14.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by
rfreebern)