Some Things I've Learned At Training Camp
Sooooooo...
Mmmkay.. A few things I have learnt at camp..
1. I am never having no babies. Well maybe not never, but after meeting TheTrojanRepsCoach's babies, I have decided I certainly do not want to have any children for a WHILE.
2. 200lbs of steel like muscles + 1 PortugueseDessert + 1 Careless RealRunningBack = 1 Broken QueridaSara + 75.00 ChiroBills. I am not happy. This is NOT my fault.
3. I am a rookie MAGNET. (NO BITCH I AM NOT A FUCKING CHEERHO. STEP ASIDE. LET THE VETS THROUGH.)
4. Loyalty is relative, Love is relative.
5. Boys love giving facials. They really REALLY love giving facials.
6. D Lineman dont share, ever. Come to think about it, I can think of a few people who don't like to share...
7. 4 year old black boys like smacking my ass
8. TheDouche is a HORRIBLE reciever. When did THIS happen?
9. MetalMouth is my new hero. Pick them off, my darling.
10. Afternoon session starts at 3:50 Duchess, not 3:45
11. I am really atrcociously mean to the rookies. its actually quite sad. I suppose I could try to learn their names like TheRealRunninback, but... I'm not that sensitive, and I certainly don't care enough, cause most of them are gonna get cut before Friday, or Saturday Morning. Go with god.
12. TheCoach is cheating on his diet (tee hee)
13. ColumbiaBiblecollege will make me laugh no matter what.
14. "OMG, TheRealRunningBack just boinked him on the head with a FOOTBALL. He gonna DIE, you better SAVE his ass"- TheDuchess
15. TheDuchess likes movies that make her look good, me look bad, and futher her palns for wolrd domination
16. I am a KLUTZ
17. "Wait, Duchess, you are the one that doesn't like getting your face dirty"- Me
18. I am fucked up
Mmmkay.. A few things I have learnt at camp..
1. I am never having no babies. Well maybe not never, but after meeting TheTrojanRepsCoach's babies, I have decided I certainly do not want to have any children for a WHILE.
2. 200lbs of steel like muscles + 1 PortugueseDessert + 1 Careless RealRunningBack = 1 Broken QueridaSara + 75.00 ChiroBills. I am not happy. This is NOT my fault.
3. I am a rookie MAGNET. (NO BITCH I AM NOT A FUCKING CHEERHO. STEP ASIDE. LET THE VETS THROUGH.)
4. Loyalty is relative, Love is relative.
5. Boys love giving facials. They really REALLY love giving facials.
6. D Lineman dont share, ever. Come to think about it, I can think of a few people who don't like to share...
7. 4 year old black boys like smacking my ass
8. TheDouche is a HORRIBLE reciever. When did THIS happen?
9. MetalMouth is my new hero. Pick them off, my darling.
10. Afternoon session starts at 3:50 Duchess, not 3:45
11. I am really atrcociously mean to the rookies. its actually quite sad. I suppose I could try to learn their names like TheRealRunninback, but... I'm not that sensitive, and I certainly don't care enough, cause most of them are gonna get cut before Friday, or Saturday Morning. Go with god.
12. TheCoach is cheating on his diet (tee hee)
13. ColumbiaBiblecollege will make me laugh no matter what.
14. "OMG, TheRealRunningBack just boinked him on the head with a FOOTBALL. He gonna DIE, you better SAVE his ass"- TheDuchess
15. TheDuchess likes movies that make her look good, me look bad, and futher her palns for wolrd domination
16. I am a KLUTZ
17. "Wait, Duchess, you are the one that doesn't like getting your face dirty"- Me
18. I am fucked up