I'll get working, (I woke up really early for a weekend) but this is too good to pass up.
Inspired by
this: I'm pronouncing "tke e" like tiki, using the abbreviation for Tau Kappa Epsilon.
A most haven, West Virgina
Blu ride Mount tins, Hen and o a River
Lie I odd here, odder tan he tees
younger tan he mount tins
rowin' ike a beeze
(chorus)
County rods, tke e ome
O he lace, I elong
West Virgina, mount tin mmma
Tke e ome, county rods
All my em'ries, gater round he
Mine's lad, ranger to blu waiter
Ark an duty, pinted o he Ky
Mist test o moonshin, teadrop I y I
(chorus)
I ear he vice I he mornin our he alls e
He ad i o reminds o y ome ar a way
An diving own he rod I et a eeling
Hat I hould ave bee ome ester day, ester day
(chorus)
Tke e ome, county rods
Tke e ome, county rods
Tke e ome, county rods
That was harder than I thought it was going to be. I only did it for the chours, i.e. the part of the song that I actually remember. Note: Ky is the name of a character in Guilty Gear. Or you think of it as the lubricant. Whatever.